wrightskyguy

Sorry, I'm not very good at this. I've been teaching a long time, I never knew it was called a "death spin". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQO_6qBfQU4 John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Was the intructor so hard up for cash that he had to sell this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQO_6qBfQU4 John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

I can get FloMax in bulk. Let me know. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

You don't even do tandem so your inputs are not even considered. *** Not by you anyway, but I get the feeling that you don't consider anyone's opinion. Good luck to you. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Quote You show me where in the UPT manual that it says no hook turns allowed, and we'll follow that rule. How else do you hook a Icarus 330? Besides low-ish. To your eye it was low, but to my eye he actually came out way too high. You are probably the guy that sits down all the time. While I keep my pants clean for weeks. Take some pride in your landing skills man. Hook turn isn't even mentioned in the manual. RTFM? *** I don't need UPT or anyone else to tell me not to do stupid shit. I quit doing tandems years ago, but when I did them, I never had to hook to do stand up landings. You can try and justify this TI's actions all you want, but the fact remains that he is just plain lucky that three people aren't dead. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

That's a big sacrifice, women can't keep their shirts on around a DZCOM moderator. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Why is this still up? This is not a skydiving incident. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Good thing that you didn't point out how inferior the Scottish soccer leagues are in relation to real countries. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

QuoteFist fights are one of the last things I've ever seen at a DZ, at least between actual jumpers. Now, when whuffos hang around after dark . . . ***They should leave their girfreinds at home. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

You are a visionary. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

QuoteWhy in the fuck do whuffos not consider skydiving a "real" sport? *** Why do people insist on using a condescending term like "whuffo" when speaking of non jumpers? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

I'll teach you to pack for $500, that should speed things up for you. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

I'll bet you'ld raise a shitload more money if the only qualifyiers were being 50 and being a skydiver, but hey, it's your gig. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

You can buy brand new sunglasses down at the quickie mart for $12. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

If you go to Temple, ask for this girl. She might help you with your math homework as well John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

The best thing you could do is to have sex with all of his freinds. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Good luck. There are never enough DZs John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

I don't see any problem with a prince owning Empuria. A prince has owned Skydive Palatka for years and it's about the funnest place on earth. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

QuoteOur teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she’d asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal’s office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, “Colonel Sanders”. Guess where I am now… *** That's funny! John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

QuoteMy dad was a life-long smoker & he also died of lung cancer. *** Ditto, except I lost both parents to lung cancer. I still have siblings that smoke. How fucked up is that? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Unprotected sex without consequences. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Good luck and have a great boogie. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

I hope I never do a naked tandem with Rosie ODonnel John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

At Skydive Palatka we actually require all visitors to make thier 1st 10 jumps naked. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

QuoteSometimes people forget that this is the coolest thing in the world. Thanks for reminding us! ***You got that right. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver