Sebazz1

Negative ghost rider... my pattern is full

It would appear Steve that Colorado only has one skydiver. Better try to see if that training you are seeking is offred in Cali We got at least two skydivers out here

That desrves an oscar nominatin for best animation!! I loved it!! Fa-kin Kangaroos

For you R-Dubbers out there Steve is probably one of the best 4 way jumpers out there today. His quikness and skill are second to none. Ok maybe one, me but other than that this man is da bomb diggidy!! Oh and he's been jumpin longer than many of us have been alive... Buy him a beer, do a jump with him... Steve you really need to come out and visit us in the Northern California Bay Area my friend.

I may have tricked you but I've never lied. Now trust me Vinnie and click it... click it click it click it

see do pee poo poo...

Hey now Sunny bunny you be noice to me!! or else!!!

I copied and pasted it in my original post above Tom... So thpppppp!! LOL.

Fine I'll just post it myself Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and theTwins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers ! ! "Give a girl the right shoes and she'll conquer the world!"

Right here of course!! Amazing!! FYI ~ There are no photos of Eric Estrada anywhere near this post... Trust me

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: 10 : 2 I crossed the beer line twice on Saturday... AFF, a few Tandems, a couple RW jumps and a really nice three way freefly jump wit FlymySky and R2Hubert from 18k. It was about 0 degrees at altitude all weekend long. Fa-kin freezin... The the big white puffies on Saturday though reminded me of some of the good things about the upcoming winter PUFFIES!

You guys on the right, left, middle, whatever... The view is much better here on my side... Come one come all, come to my side.

That'd be one scary Halloween costume there Simon...

Easy easy I've been to plenty of events down in your neck of the woods my friend. I don't like guilt trips. And why are you supporting those moderators out slacking and drinking right now rubbing it into our faces as many of us sit here getting just a wee bit aggravated with work huh?!?!

I'm going to go out on a limb here and just say from the bottom of my heart... You all most definately suck!!! and I mean that in the nicest possible way of course...

The Onion

Damn better get me some Robitusiin in case a coffin comes after me tonight...

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I open the fridge Grab and ice cold beer and then... It slips from my hand. ~~~~~ The AFF Grad Goes to the store to buy beer They come back with... Coors! ~~~~~ Scary shit I know Talk of cheap or broken beer It tis Halloweeeeeeeen.....

Does Sebazz sound like a fish? heck yeah I'm in... I wanna learn how to skydive by myself. As of right now I need someone on the front to stay stable...

Paint yourself blue Liz Go get a blond wig and dress Dress up as smurfette...

I am very scared Can not tell the real Clowns Apart from fake Clowns....