Sebazz1

Niiiiice............. I just noticed that after a full afternoon of post whoring I broke 500 posts today............. I'M A WHORE......JUST A SHAMELESS POST WHORE Gotta love it.......... "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

Hurry before he gets back!! Hurry!! I got five more minutes.........3:45 and counting........ To all those who are still working or have to work the rest of the weekend.....................ummmm.........sorry........ "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

Way to hilarious!!! I want to go party with Chromeboy just to see this. Can you imagine what would happen if the Nacmacfeegles came to a Leprauchan party. Gang War!!! "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

You're about to get Bytch slapped!! Been done................................... "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

Yipeee!!! Green everywhere, happy St. Patty's day all you drunk (or sober) Irish Leprachauns running around.........Careful driving on the roads and don't jump drunk......... "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!! I am outta here!! Wooo woooo!!!!! Don't forget to drive fast take chances, pull low, hook it hard, swoop downwind, and drink like there's no tomorrow!!!! Have a good weekend........... And if you don't it's cause you wern't with me....

Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! *throwing a massive fit of rage* I'm just a little excited to get out of here today! Were are the Boobs!! BOOBS!!BOOBS!! "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

You know Lisa I think Clay and I are both entitled to Boobie pics for donating to the boobie cause! Now get those pics up quick!! Steve get your camera. "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

Sorry Clay That sucks! And there is nothing I can do for you. I promise that several of the beers I guzzle after work will be in your honor. Someones got to be responsible..lol... On a side note. Looks like I found a canopy on our very own DZ.com classifieds!! Stiletto 135 baby!! Now I will have 2 1/2 rigs for my maximum jumping pleasure. Got from a guy at Titusville! Really good peeps there. Muenkel will have a great time doin AFF there. "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

I'm sitting here bored off my ass waiting for the right moment to bolt through the door. But nobody is posting to keep me entertained. Wazz up wit dat? The weekend is upon us fellow plane jumper outters!! Can you smell the jet fuel?!? Can you feel the prop blast?!? Can you taste the beer?!? Lets go troops!! Get postin or get skydiving damnit!! Yeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! I live for the weekends............can you tell "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

Detachable penis? "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

Have you ever seen what a riser flap does when it comes undone? wack wack wack wack wack wack wack wack wack wack Now imagine a penis.............no naked jumps for me

Can you put your weed in it? "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

>If you really want to get that promotion/raise, here's some guaranteed >winners. . . > >Top ten ways to be "the funny guy" in your office. > >10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if >they don't, and then punch them in the mouth. > >9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you >the sympathy remarks...tell everyone how you're just kidding..and tell >them that they are all a bunch of queers . > >8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard- then during the >meeting put one finger in the air and make like you are hocking up a >big loogie-then spit the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the >person next to you and say Beat that!". > >7. Inform a male coworker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker", then >piss in his coffee and tell him he needs a good "ass fucking". > >6. Always walk around with a big smile and keep one hand down the >front of your pants. > >5. Answer every question asked to you with "fuck if I know!" then call >the person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race. > >4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your >nuts. Get them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's >hand. > >3. Run down the hall with your dick out while urinating all over and >yell, "It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!" Then when it >stops...look down and say..."Oh!". > >2. Ask to borrow someone's pen- bring it to the bathroom- stick it in >your butt- return it and tell the person to smell it- when they tell >you that it smells bad- be like, "It should! I had it in my butt!" > >1. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and >sees it, tell them it's the fake plastic kind- when they try to pick >it up, and realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh and point. "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

NNOOOOO!!!! Come to the light!!! Feaks!! Too many Freaks!! Come fly on your belly.........We need more belly fliers...................... "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

Oooohhhhhhhhh some one has a crush on the teacher!! Do you like apples? "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

Hehehehe......I know......lol.......I said I was kidding.... I say to other JM's students all the time... Tom Berg{TEB6363} and I have had those students... So ARCH YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOT!! "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

Yeay!! Funny.......... Happy Friday............... "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

There is a good possibility that your shoes will come off in Free Fall. After exit reach down and grab your shoes to make sure they don't fall off............ I am so joking......lol.............. Slow is Smooth and Smooth is Fast..........Relax........ "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

That is a great story! But don't forget we still need pilots.............we can't corrupt em all!! "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates

how does it work? Sebazz............

Bon voyage!! A la proshen................. [spelling?](Until next time) Sebazz............

All these high price tags for some sky trash?!? Inflation is a bitch aint it?!?............j/k...........laugh] Sebazz............

I still think my advice was the best!....

You my friend need to go out and get shit faced tonight! Pound endless quantities of beer and hard alcohol! That will not make you feel better really but it sounded good for just a second......... The weekend is near, you're lucky you don't have to see your boss outside of work. Sebazz............