Sebazz1

I am probably the most responsible person in these forums **cough cough** Bullshit **cough cough** But uh for real there are actually cool people posting here. When you get to meet em in person it's even better. How many jumps do you have? Were do you jump? What your favorite alchohol, Do you like farm animals? Kids? Are u a kid? Why is the sky blue? Anyway welcome..... SEBAZZ.......

Raff? SEBAZZ.......

Congrats dude, great job!! I happen to know that Connie and her hubby Vic are some cool kick ass people. You're lucky to have instructors of that quality......... Level seven next weekend? Temps are supposed to be in the 70's............. SEBAZZ.......

UCSB - Santa Barbara.....Gaucho's........Party central.......... SEBAZZ.......

0:9:1 5 Tandems 2 freefly jumps 1 Hop n Pop from 2,400 1 Beach Demo(my first beach landing) Slow weekend cause of the crap weather............ SEBAZZ.......

How come it doesn't say anything about building a fire a drinking till you drop? Now that's a real renaissance man SEBAZZ.......

With that attitude you'll do it really well

You know who is super hot? Mango from SNL.........oh mango..........hehehehe

Think sponge Relax, relax, relax............ Be patient.......... Buy beer for your jumpmasters............just kidding.......or am I? If your shoes feel loose..........j/k.....I'll let Lummy explain that one.......... SEBAZZ.......

Did you say best place to pick up a date? That would be the ZOO right? Oh my bad best place to take a date.......ok sorry SEBAZZ.......

http://kauai.nrlmry.navy.mil/sat-bin/display10?PHOT=yes&AREA=pacific/eastern/northern_california&PROD=vis&TYPE=ssmi&NAV=epac_westcoast&ARCHIVE=Latest&CGI=epac_westcoast.cgi&CURRENT=20020322.1945.goes-10.vis.x.mbay.x.jpg&MOSAIC_SCALE=15% Looks like it's clear way off-shore. Might be a good weekend. Optomistic. I really really need a good weekend.......... {praying mode} Oh skygod please !! {/praying mode} SEBAZZ.......

Haha funny, and yeah actually I meant the dog.......lol........ I am having a really crappy day today. I am liable to snap. SEBAZZ.......

No distance prob I can see either. Camera people do need to offset though becasue of the trap door when the drogue colapses. I've seen closer.................. SEBAZZ.......

Our nation's first Blond Guy joke ... and well worth the wait! An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too." The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. The blond opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blond guy's wife........... "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch." SEBAZZ.......

I have felt like that coyote before........ SEBAZZ.......

I am an unmotivated lazy leech of an employee. Right now anyway.......... SEBAZZ.......

I want an invisible rig. No I want my main to fit in my back right pocket and my reserve in my back left. My cypress can fit in my front pocket. I want disposable mains so when I land I can chop it and have another packed and ready main ready to go. SEBAZZ.......

Too many DZ's in the Bay Area Spreads all us good people around....... I think the weather will be good this weekend. I will be at Monterey, There is some work to do before Peter and Stephs wedding. Couple AFF's and some tandems. I know some DZ.commers trying to wrap up thier AFF this Saturday

So i guess it's not going to happen........... Bummer says me. Maybe a happy dance would cheer me up?! SEBAZZ.......

Hey someone shut the pub down I ran home with a six pack of beer in anticipation Someone open it............ SEBAZZ.......

Coming soon to a DZ near you!! Tons and tons of people wearing the same exact T-shirts admiting that they spend thier day posting instead of being productive individuals of society. The government might take this opportunity to round us all up!! I might order one and just keep it in the closet Get it! Closet DZ.comer............ SEBAZZ.......

Me?? Shhhhhhh you wouldn't rat on a fellow Californian? Lummy is HH's pet....haha SEBAZZ.......

Push the red button...............................Now SEBAZZ.......

*Sebazz remembers doing the horizontal mombo with Lisa in the secret break room............................. Yeah again, again........... Just kidding I have to pack for the weekend Sebazz.........

How cool would that have been if some network made an animation out of "Bloom County?" I would have all the DVD's............ Sebazz.........