Sebazz1

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  1. I think that if little hairy mountain troll people can have kids so should gay couples............ SEBAZZ.......
  2. THE ROOF THE ROOF THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!! WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHER F'ER BURN............ I would wait till you can skydiver proof the house before letting any "of them" over.............. Congratulations........ SEBAZZ.......
  3. I want to keep/portray a good and pure image of myself on these here forums so I will not disclose my score.......... **23.5%............oh I feel dirty.....oh I'm gettting aroused SEBAZZ.......
  4. Live at the DZ........You will not need a car...... Just kidding......... SEBAZZ.......
  5. He used to be rustboy but someone polished him.......... SEBAZZ.......
  6. So your saying this is a good post to post some incoherant jibberish to increase our post numbers as well?? Congrats................ Now focus on getting 1,000 jumps............ SEBAZZ.......
  7. I believe you only need to meet the requirements for a B to do night jumps. Hollister is a good place to do night jumps because: 1.) It's a big three hundred acre field thats hard to miss(Plus you can section out the field into smaller squares and before the jump designate areas for groups to land in so canopy traffuc will be less of an issue) 2.) There is little light pollution around there so full moon jumps light up the ground pretty well 3.) If Tim had posted the fact that there were night jumps I would have been there........ I have done a bunch of night jumps and a night demo before. They are truly fun Dude I am stoked you got a new ride I was getting tired pushing you around all the time........... SEBAZZ.......
  8. I have [Dr. Evil Voice] One Million Skydives [/Dr. Evil Voice] And I still suck.................. SEBAZZ.......
  9. Does any one know of a contraption called a beer bungee? Thought it might come in handy in case you ever did bring a beer for under canopy.............. Just doin my part to stimulate the DZ economy I will pay for pack jobs whenever possible........If I do have to pack I will bitch for the entire ten minutes it takes me to pack.......lol...
  10. I stay away from the more serious forums and just hang in the talk back forum. I think the best source of safety info should be done at the DZ from people you can actually see have experience. Unless it's a famous Skymonkey or a Skybytch with 15 years in the sport and 6 years selling gear. Jump numbers don't mean much and Instructional ratings sometimes don't mean much either. I'm a perfect example of that. I am not the best flier in the world nor the best teacher but I have decent people skills and can make people relax. Probably how I got my ratings. So you won't find me offering advice unless directly asked. Use your own judgement when listening to others. In these forums it may seem that most people are ahead of them selves but we are for the most part just talking. And talk is cheap. I bet most of us are more conservative in real life than we appear on these forums........... Anywho........Have a good day I come to the DZ with a Newbie attitude and learn something new everyday. From Newbies, Veterans, and myself............... SEBAZZ.......
  11. No..... Um sunset load cold beer in jumpsuit = pull high.................. **Very Important Side Note: I did not drink a beer under canopy on the sunset load SEBAZZ.......
  12. "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates SEBAZZ.......
  13. One thing I really enjoy about my Stiletto besides the flying characteristics is how easy they are to pack compared to other canopies I have flown............... After grabbing the nose and giving a good shake the only lines you have to clear are the three D lines on each side.............. SEBAZZ.......
  14. Post it next time, Hollister is a good place to do em......... Congrats dude...and um.......BEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!! SEBAZZ.......
  15. Where did you do em? Hollicoaster? Byron? Stepping out into the blackness...................so cool SEBAZZ.......
  16. Um no comment................. **runs franticaly up a tree as wolves nip at Sebazz's heels... SEBAZZ.......
  17. Go up to "myDZ" in the top right and modify your profile SEBAZZ.......
  18. I agree really cool. It doesn't mention in the full profile wether someone has a pro rating or not? SEBAZZ.......
  19. Do you go both ways?.......................
  20. I have taken one celeb on a skydive........Done a high profile demo......I think I left a good safe image about the sport in thier heads, I think anyway...... SEBAZZ.......
  21. Why just yeterday one of my tandem students forgot thier $10 hook up fee in the plane so I just threw them out. I liked him though so I jumped out after him but it took like 5 minutes to catch him but once I got to him hooked him I deployed the parachute. Had like a 15 minute canopy ride but the reason it was so short is cause I dumped so low. This guy is a bazillionaire CEO of a prominant software company but he cut away from his real life after having soooo much fun and donated all his cash to the DZ. He lives in a tent right now behing the hanger............ SEBAZZ.......
  22. Callin me a role model? Poor world And I owe beer..........dang.......I'll bring it wednesday night..hahahaha