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_____________________________ If you can piss above this line ~ Call your local fire dept.
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Betty oh Betty where for art though decrepid rotting toothless smelly hairless Betty?!? In Tejas no doubt whorin with POP... sigh I need a crazy little homeless lady to rebound with..
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Well I used to get the Flu or som evariation of the flu every winter untill last year so I give credit to the shot. Plus they give em out for free here at work. I agree with building up your natural immunity but sometimes you gotta cheat
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I am getting mine Friday. It worked last year and that was the first year I decided to do it.
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You two can both come out to Cali. Show you two some Nor Cal love And no it's not a gay thing Clay! And skyding is was you get when people take you out in freefall or you tumble on landing...
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Mujie, You will know in your heart what is right. What you must remember is that there ill always be time for skydiving but will there always be job offers? Will you regret your decision down the road? You should already know... Just remember (I know I'll get flamed for this because I am guilty of what i am about to say) There is more to life than just skyding! Um... I take it back never mind stay in Hawaii... Lolie, Were in Wisconson do you jump? Sky Nights? Is Alex A. one of your instructors? I noticed you were a student on your profile.
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Exactly
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Sounds pretty silly to me. Dude was just probably trying to impress you. The right thing to do is to jus smile and start making random schtuff up and see if these fake skydivers go along with it... I have noticed that jumps from high altitude usually go to shit. Anyone else ever notice that? Everyone relax's or is hypoxic. Lower altitude jumps where the pressure is on to get stuff done quicker are usually more succesful. Don't know why just something I noticed, maybe it's just me
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As the prop turns... You cheatin bastard POP!! I was with Betty first!! You two timin no good freak flyin trailor trash crook.... I'll get her back man.. You'll see... Hey by the way... Does her prosthetic leg still fall off randomly? I was wondering if the duct tape was still holding up? Oh well... Since your my friend I'll be cool with sharing...
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I am not famous Though I write Friday Haiku Quite regularly...
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100% French. I was born in the states but both my folks are right off the boat. The boat from France that is
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It just means more beer for me If you don't drink great, if you do drink great... Just don't tell me not to and I will not tell you to...
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I am the epitome of goodness...
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It may not seem so right now but you will meet many more men, one who will sweep you off your feet. Keep your head high, and take care of #1
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I had to give up smoking crack. Which is for the better anyway...
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Attention all staff, we've just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Playin, and Bin Lunchin have been taken into custody. Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, at your office. Security is confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are obviously not a suspect at this time!!!!
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1* : 7 : I buy beer when i owe beer so don't worry... *1 Muddy me. Head to toe after sliding across some mud on my belly... What beautiful big gigantic monstrous puffies we had this weekend. Just gorgeous Back to the real world Till next Saturday...
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I miss Nathan I miss Chromeboy I wanna go to Chromedome and visit....
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I am trapped at work No puddle stomping for me no gigantic surf... Oh well, can't complain I work hard so I can play At Dz's all day...
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Never ask an old paratrooper how many jumps he has
Sebazz1 replied to jdfreefly's topic in The Bonfire
Well my mom was not a veteran but she did do 60-70 sport parachute jumps in the early 70's up in Antioch. Eventually a kid named Sebazz and I think a hard landing made her give it up.. One tough mother though. I'm still trying to get her back out. -
Kowabunga dude Looks like I am out of here Soon anyway... soon... Let's get funky folks Come crank some rockin haiku Or watch eggs base jump...
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NSF = Not Safe for Work But definately thanks for the "eclipse"
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Clouds clouds go away So the skydivers can play Blue Skies on the way...
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Please cheer up kiddo's You got to keep your chins up The sun needs rest too!
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Epic storm brewing Gather up all the rain gear Off to hunt puddles...