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  1. Hey Matt I'm not mad at you!! Just bummed I couldn't come out and celebrate your 100th with you!! I will be up to Byron soon, I promise... Maybe I can hand deliver some pie to your face!! Congrats Brother!!
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    Weekend #s

    5 people in the FJC I taught Sunday : 8 : 1 First of all I did zero tandems this weekend. Yup that's right Also you'll notice my 1 case of beer owed. That's because I did my first naked jump! Ended up being a three way naked jump to celebrate a friends 100th!! No pictures and no video Sorry!!
  3. Hey I know some of those peeps! Wish I could have met you when you came out. Come to the northern part of the state next time.. Great pics
  4. I can bang on pots n pans... Nathan taught me how to. he is really good at it...
  5. Jamaican beer... I can think of some other good things from Jamaica Like the um beach
  6. Lisa you are such the post whore... I am actually 10 minutes from getting my yearly review right at this moment. My mouth is dry my hands are sweaty. These suits make me nervous. I know my performance has been rock solid this year so it can't be that bad. I know that afterwards I will promptly head for the nearest and coldest beer...
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    Scare tactics

    "Hey (to JM) better luck this time... What are the chances that will happen twice in a row..."
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    Scare tactics

    JM: Hey Seb did you take your medication? ME: I forgot to take them this week so I took all seven this morning
  9. Clay I think you are a wise man. Teach me your cunning ways... Boredome Poem: There is no better cure for boredome Than undressing for the forum
  10. Big Blue Skies Surround Huge Puffies Floating Around I'm Bound for the Ground...
  11. Usually when I have nothing to say, I say nothing Though when I do say things it not like it's something, so regardless if I say soemthing or not it's nothing Anyone got an extra beer. I think I just popped a fuse in my head
  12. Hi Mindy! Welcome to the forums!! I'm Seb, the local .com fish...
  13. Damn straight!! Do not toy with the sky gods or the beer gods. Unless of course your into that kinky lightning bolt schtuff...
  14. It's my B-day yeah!! Sunshine is dancing for me Can it get better?... Clouds are in the sky Need a sacrificial lamb Someone drink a beer!! Nathan's been missing BB has been hiding too... What are we to do?
  15. It may not be neccesary to actually sacrifice a living person or animal. From past experience i have noticed that once the green light goes on and beers are opened the clouds or fog will go away. So all you need to do is open a beer and it will clear
  16. It's my .com B-Day!! One whole year and 2,400 hundred posts later. I can honestly say .... um.... Thank you all for enriching my life with Sex, Boobies, Sheep, Latex, Whips, Zip Ties, Farting, Bad spotting, Drinking, Giraffe BBQ's, and well ..... I can say this for sure... WE SUCK!!!
  17. You might just happen to see Lummy's relatives there too!! **See attachment**
  18. I always heard Clay was a big teddy bear but daaayyuuuuum.... He's still a sheep freak!
  19. Hey everyone let's point at the freak and laugh our ass off!!!
  20. Welcome to post whoredome!! Beware the hot fork that pokes...
  21. We speak the same language for being so far apart... Drink we shall!!
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    Michelin Man

    He was raised by wild sheep hence the affinity for them
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    Michelin Man

    Hahahahahaha....... Classic!
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    Michelin Man

    Future sumo wrestler?