Sebazz1

We talkin skydiving jumps or .....

I plan on doing 33.333333 jumps at $15 or 38.461538 jumps at $13 I'll do the fractional jumps in the evening

How much are jump tickets?

Guess what I am....

Hey my DZ.com b-day is tomorrow!!! 11/15.... One year posting. Lemme see it was about a year ago things started really going down hill here too... I am sure there is no correlation...

It would appear that the time of year people where born has no affect on whether they skydive or not. I knew this horoscope hokus pokus stuff was bull... Ooooh hey my horoscope says I might meet a woman today j/k

Drink and be merry...

I am not wierded out by a rigger who does not jump. The head rigger at our DZ right now is a very qualified rigger. Why he does not jump any more? Dunno... I trust him and have seen him work. I did met another rigger several years ago who did not jump at all. That guy did wierd me out. For no reason just did not trust the fact that he did not jump and was giving advice to people regarding jumping and their gear. I just did not feel comfortable with that at all. Not sure how I feel about it. Depends on the individual I guess. My last couple reserve pack jobs have been done by a non-jumping rigger. Thanks for all the responses

Oh yeah sure JM's got more jumps than that, it's regulation. I think what they meant was that JM's fly like they only have 25 jumps...

Boobies?

Cancer here too! Seems like such a bad name for such superior people...

I SUCK! Thank you Sunshine ~ You are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are blue...

Wait wait wait too quick there man... So how's it go again flare ~ fall ~ pull... Damn this stuff is hard... fall, flare, pull?

shit shit shit... I think I've been spotted

Repeat

Um I was just kidding

I have met two or three riggers during my short time in sport who did not jump or only did a few in their past. I just thought it was interesting that here is a person who does not jump that is giving you advice about packing, packing your reserve, assembling gear, etc... etc... Just tought it was wierd. Anyone else ever met a rigger who did not jump? I never met a DZO who did not jump though. I know some SO's of DZO's who did not jump but hmmmm.... Just thinking out loud...

If we did ------> I suck!

When Santa runs out of Prozac... Dear Santa, I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year! Love, Joey Dear Joey, Let me make it up to you. Christmas Eve, while you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with. Santa ******************************************************* Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the baby-sitter? He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son! Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Santa ******************************************************* Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face. You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and some Toblerone. Santa ******************************************************* Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE, Jimmy Jimmy, That whiney-begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap don't work up here. You're getting a sweater again. Santa ******************************************************* Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most my time squeezing cocktail waitresses asses, and losing all my cash at the craps table. Hey, YOU wanted to know! Santa ******************************************************* Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer. YeR FReND, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist. How 'bout I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell! Santa ***************************************************** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa ******************************************************* Dear Santa, I need more Pokemon cards please! All my friends have more Pokemon cards than me. Please see what you can do. Love, Michelle Dear Michelle, It blows my fucking mind. Kids are forcing their parents to buy hundreds of dollars worth of these stupid cards, and none of you snot-nosed brats are even learning to play the game. Let me get you something more your speed, like "Chutes and Ladders." Santa ******************************************************* Dear Santa, I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. Love, Francis Dear Francis, Who the fuck names their kid "Francis" nowadays? Santa ******************************************************* Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, You are that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do, I'm skipping your house... Santa ******************************************************* Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky Mark, Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky"; that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent apartment complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams! Santa

I don't think I really belive in this stuff but you never know. Just curious if skydivers where born near to eachother or if there is no correlation?

No shit, I live in a carboard box... With a Stiletto over the top keeping me dry...

California salutes you... Whore!

What happens in Atlanta should stay in Atlanta...

Oh yeah and get rid of some of those teeth... they'll git in the way

Just sell everything ya got babe... roll around in the mud... shave your head... and walk on out to Cali I'll be campin out under the 280 / 101 overpass in a cozy little cardboard box...