kingbunky

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  1. more funnies NSFW!!! just random silliness. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  2. it has been getting a little depressing around here without all the regular pw's... too many serious discussions about war and crap.... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  3. An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Austin, Texas. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN BESSIE?! IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam... Ya shoulda bought a hat." "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  4. kingbunky

    Downsizing

    make sure the container is sized so that you can drop another canopy size or two, you're bound to get bored with the 120 pretty quick. shouldn't be too much of an issue though as theose small cross-braced air-locked canopies pack kinda big. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  5. i remember seeing the following way back when, and for some reason it stuck with me... why worry? If you are alive, there are only two thinks to worry about, either you are well, or you are sick. If you are well, there's nothing to worry about If you are sick, there are only two things to worry about, either you will get better, or you will die If you get better, there's nothing to worry about. If you die, there are only two things to worry about, either you will go to heaven, or you will go to hell. If you go to heaven, there's nothing to worry about. If you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends, you won't have time to worry! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  6. 4? do you have a pulse? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  7. depends how it's set up.. they can definitely record your internet history, and the could scan email for keywords. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  8. what rhino said, and watch youself. a proxy server makes a great monitoring tool for employers. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  9. ?:0:0 i know i won't be jumping, so there won't be any firsts, and i'm married, so the first number depends on something even more unpredictable than weather... the moods of a female! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  10. beagles are cool! we had one when i was growning up (sorry, she was female so i can't help with the territory marking stuff), but i can vouch for the running. we lived out in the sticks and once in awhile she would catch a scent and take off. i remember one time she was gone for 3 days, but we could hear her most of the time baying her foolish head off in the woods. she came home on her own, dehydrated, starved, scratched up, but otherwise fine. they can't seem to help themselves. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  11. fun test for a friday... i got a 136, livin' large! hell test "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  12. your words, they ring true for i love the lush green vistas under canopy also, my wallet enjoys the break in winter summer empties it! (our season are: almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.) "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  13. i am very mad that you jump all the time we have too much snow snow sucks, really sucks it just lays there on the ground and pisses me off "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  14. middle of the runway after a boogie... dog tied to a runway light. (he was our excuse for leaving the bonfire!) "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  15. they aren't mine, they aren't new, but they still get a chuckle out of me!
  16. can you say 'hub', or 'switch'? is this the best thread ever or what? thanks sebazz! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  17. darwin candidate? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  18. ya gotta get one of those brother p-touch labelmakers... i want one, but i have to figure out how to justify one for me when there's one down the hall in a common toy-box place where they keep the color laser printer, laminator and flatbed scanner. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  19. how about a forum for political/war threads? they seem to be clogging up the foolishness in talk back these days. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  20. those are cool... when you spot someone heading your way with paper in their hands, just start talking and hold up a finger. keep talking until they go away. repeat as necessary. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  21. i think i have a cool 3-hole punch too. it's a ACCO-MUTUAL 400. good and heavy. i just punched a 21 page document and didn't bend anything. my stapler is a swingline model 646. it's boring but functional. my tape dispenser is black too. it's not cool like lisa's. i do have a 21 inch trinitron monitor though. it's kinda cool. yyyaaawwwwnnnn. i think i'll go find some pink packing stuff and have a nap. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  22. yup, that's $8 BILLION!!! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  23. said he was going to look for a car. i gotta see that car. the sun annanova "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  24. geez, neither did i! saw it on fark, posted it here... i guess you greenies really are paying attention!