kingbunky

hmmmm, my wife wants to buy a bmw, maybe she's trying to tell me someth... DOH!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

that's an oxymoron isn't it? there's no such thing as rotten beer, some is just less good than others! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

always figured mikey was a bit 'funny' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

a smile?

so.... do they preload the tube thing with jumpers, then jam it in the plane as soon as it hits the ground? i suppose that would speed up the turnaround time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you sir?" "Yessh! Ssssombody stole my car" the man replies. The cop asks- "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss at the end of thiss key" the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and, without missing a beat, blurts out- "SON OF A BITCH ----- THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND, TOO!!!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

they could always give you some instrumentation to drag along with you, you know, to get mutli-altitude samples of stuff ... and things! yeah, that's the ticket! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

this question seems to get asked every couple of weeks... maybe the full answer could be put in a faq somewhere? sure would save bandwidth, and that whole lion's balls and hot fork thing. (still not sure i understand that, maybe it's an african thing.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

...trying to see if the sheep did outcalls? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

are you on nt or unix with this? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

here's the whole sordid story... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

i don't jump in stewiake, but close! drop by skydive moncton if you get a chance. we start flying may 11. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

i stand corrected.

corn on the cob too? that might be interesting, but we don't get that stuff at the kfc here.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

pppppppppppppphhhhhhhhhhttttttttt!!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

mashed potatoes from a fast food place? you 'merkins are just too weird sometimes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

i think it was that great american poet, travis tritt who, on the occasion of his third divorce, said, "i'm not going to get married again. i think once every five years i'll go find some woman i don't like and buy her a house." 'nuff said. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

the world can ba a sad, sick and scary place. that's why we skydive! hard to think about all that crap with a planet approaching at 120 mph. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

first time (5th jump i think) i opened without line twists i was thinking "oh crap, what's wrong with this picture? wait a minute, this is good!" while i was staring up at nice straight lines, my jumpmaster went screaming by in freefall, kinda freaked me out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

suuuuuure..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

i don't think you could find strong enough batteries to keep one working at a drop zone! it would probably go like a bat out of hell for an hour and then have a nervous breakdown. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

Robot built to open beer bottles Associated Press The Autonomous Beer-Opening Robot shows its stuff during a demonstration at the University of Florida. Associated Press April 24, 2002 01:15:00 Just when you thought beer-drinking couldn't get any better, along comes the Autonomous Beer-Opening Robot, or ABOR. Though it may be useless to wine drinkers, ABOR automatically pops the tops on beer bottles. It was built by Jean-Phillipe Clerc, a mechanical engineering master's student at the University of Florida, as part of the school's Intelligent Machine Design Laboratory class. ---------------------------- it looks real... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

...so i got my tongue up this chick's ass. the diceman, gotta love it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporate undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.******* And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ bunky get crazy, before it gets you.