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  1. Good date: The girl goes out with you, goes home, and goes to bed. Great date: The girl goes out with you, goes to bed, then goes home.
  2. What is the difference between the two? Can you be in love with your bf/gf/spouse, and not love them, or vice versa? Love is the MOST complicated emotion. Amongst all the human emotions we can experience, love is definitely the most complex, the most picky, and the most unpredictable.
  3. Where IS your office? I think your building was buried in a massive snowstorm!
  4. Why are you so selfish? Why does it ALWAYS have to be about YOU being entertained? Enough about you...let's talk about my weekend. Good morning and happy Monday y'all!!!!
  5. Thank you kind sir. Any other tips/suggestions for rig traveling?
  6. Someone mentioned a Cypres card earlier in the thread. Where can I get said card? I am traveling with my rig in April, and want to make sure I don't run into any issues....
  7. How many of you have tried it? I know it takes very special circumstances to make it work, certain types of people, etc...but how were you able to do it, how long was the distance, etc?
  8. Glad to hear you're getting better John. Wasup Ketia?
  9. I taught graphic design at a university level from 2006 till 2009. Now, I'm a freelance graphic designer (and have been for the last 8 years or so) by night, and by day, I work a 'pay the bills' job at an engineering company and looking for a full-time design job. My work: http://www.npgraphicdesign.com - Typical graphic design work http://www.elusiveillusion.com - Patterns, illustrations, ambigrams, illusions, etc.
  10. Wiseass :P What i mean is this: WHen someone has some incredibly strong cultural roots, even though they chose to live and exist away from them...is it still something that lies dormant in one person and can be awakened for one reason or another?
  11. Let's say you have a woman living in the US for 15 years or so. Pretty separated from her family...the rest of the family lives in Morocco, and they're very religious. She's as atheist and anti-religion as they come. So, what are the chances of her falling back onto her roots later in life, becoming religious, immersing herself back into the culture, etc? Right now, she's the farthest away from that as possible...but what are the chances of that happening later in life?
  12. Dude there's only a limited amount of time to do cool stuff while you are having a WEE Unless you have a REALLY full bladder sheddap you squeaky bastige! :P you know what I meant!!
  13. I'll second the Austin suggestion (lived there ~10 years), but I've never been to NYC. And I've been to LA a number of times, but never lived there. My general impression of LA is way too many people and way too much traffic, but some cool stuff to do there. As for jumping, the SoCal area probably has a little more sunshine year-round than the Austin area does, but not a huge difference. "...cool stuff to do..." For how long? For a day, a wee, or a few years?
  14. UPS Airlines Remember it requires a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way,UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. P Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S Almost replaced left inside main tire. P Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P Something loose in cockpit. S Something tightened in cockpit. P Dead bugs on windshield. S Live bugs on back-order. P Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-feet-per-minute descent. S Cannot reproduce problem on ground.. P Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S Evidence removed. P DME volume unbelievably loud. S DME volume set to more believable level. P Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S That's what friction locks are for. P IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S IFF is always inoperative in OFF mode. P Suspected crack in windshield. S Suspect you're right. P Number 3 engine missing. S Engine found on right wing after brief search. P Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!) S Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious. P Target radar hums. S Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P Mouse in cockpit. S Cat installed. P Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S Took hammer away from the midget.
  15. Well I was hoping against hope that I'd get some good suggestions. I got a few...but maybe I was too hopeful.
  16. Your contribution to this thread is . . . well . . . pointless actually. Well he enunciated a 3 word response. That's a lot. Not unless he read it out aloud as he typed it
  17. Your contribution to this thread is . . . well . . . pointless actually. Well he enunciated a 3 word response. That's a lot.
  18. You're not a fan of the fat urban...(checks the page again for accuracy)...goth look?