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  1. My ass!!... It had been snowing from 7:30 am - this shot was taken just before 3:00 pm. There was nothing on the ground before hand. This is our 42nd snowfall this season, which is unheard of by the way... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
  2. Looking at it that way, yep - it could have been a lot worse. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
  3. Ya' know, Billy, erer since this whole 'reformed bonfire' thing I'm not [as] afraid to open your attachments. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
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    old guys,

    What are we drinking tonight, Peanut? OOOPS...I forgot - you didn't want anyone to post. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
  5. Fuck me running! - 2 DAY hangover I thought my incident with brandy was bad.... (the thread is around here somewhere) I woke up sick as a dog, and was shaking from being freezing cold. Yeah, that day pretty much sucked. If I recall correctly I said the same thing then as you - :I'm never drinking again." In any case, as bad as it was, it didn't last 2 days. I hope it ends soon. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
  6. Well, my boss just called - wasn't pissed at all. There really are true benefits to working on a commission basis... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
  7. So being the New Guy, is it part of your job to feed the duck? No. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
  8. So, I took a job with Aflac & today was my 1st day. Everything was going great without a hitch; I got to the office on time, I didn't forget anything (sometimes I forget a pen, a notepad, etc, etc...) but today nothing of the sort happened. I get there, and my regional manager goes into a great 2 hour presentation detailing everything from the company's products to how to market & lastly, how to handle objections. I was really enjoying myself & got a feeling that I would do well here. After we got done with that there was an additional sales skills session which was being held at a another location, but it wasn't for a couple hours at that time, aso I decided to stop at a Subway for lunch (I didn't have breakfast & this training was going to be 4 hours - after which i had to be back a the office for another 3 hours.) I finished lunch, & headed back out to make the session...I had plenty of time - got there 25 minutes early in fact. Again, everything was going off without a hitch And THEN disaster struck!... I parked & was getting ready to head into the building, but decided to finish my brownie......and that's when ir happened...I dropped it, fudge side down on my pants. i looked down & thought: "you gotta be KIDDING me!... Why me? - FUCK!" I tried to see if I could cover the rather big stain with my blazer - nope. There's no way I could walk in like that, as it would look very unprofessional. I don't think my boss will be too angry (I hope) - I work 100% commission, so they're not paying me for my time or anything, I only get paid if I write business; but that's not the point - I wanted to go to that training for my own personal benefit. Luckily, it continues on for 2 more days, but I'm pissed I missed today nonetheless. This is 1 hell of a 1st day horror story. Do you have any? Please someone make me feel better. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
  9. Unfortunately, I felt there was -WAAAAYYYY- too much filler sight gags for the kiddies and they absolutely could have expanded a bit on the various symbolic concepts; sticking up for the little guy, what is "god", who do you believe . . . Agreed, they could have expanded on the symbolism more. Nonetheless I enjoyed it. Not to often do children & adults alike get something out of 1 movie Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
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    I am never...

    This is going to sound horrible - BUT - the best thing to do is to drink a small amount of whatever you were drinking the night before that cause the hangover in the 1st place. Yes, it really does work. Hope you feel better soon!!
  11. All those people have my greatest respect! Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
  12. RALFFERS

    I am never...

    I can't count how many times I've said the exact same thing ...including on these forums. Just ask airtwardo... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
  13. And you didn't even invite me!!?? HMMPH! Yes - I mean what was I thinking?... You're only a hop, skip & 2,000 miles away. Now, if you woulda' at least met me half way... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
  14. I just came back from seeing it. Very good movie, enjoyed it very much.
  15. I really want to see it! - love animated movies.
  16. Ah shush, sunny Don't catch me by the tongue like that...of course you can be on the love.
  17. True indeed.... You are wise, grasshopper. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
  18. I've got Firestone Double Barrel Ale on tap. I'm on No. 4 since 6:00. amature! Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
  19. It's sort of comforting to know I'm not the only one being plagued by rotten weather. I just saw a picture earlier today of you on 1 of your AFF jumps (NICE arch by the way! ] so it can't be all bad up there in your neck of the woods. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
  20. I use the 'C' scale sometimes as well......I'm originally born in Poland. It use to really mess with my head when I traveled there to stay for 3 months at a time & have to switch from feet, gallons & 'F' to meters, liters & 'C' & than back again...but it's like 2nd nature now. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
  21. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of
  22. It's been snowing here Forever without end,,,,My God, I don't remember a winter like this in the 22+ years I live here - it's almost April too! It was 69 degrees today though
  23. Me!! Well, not drinking any more. I'm priviledged to have two friends that work at different establishments that both serve alcohol. It's not always a good combo - free booze has it's drawbacks, believe it or not! A few beers and a couple of shots tonight. Still isn't helping my sleeplessness, unfortunately. Vodka & Sprite us your friend.