Thanatos340

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  1. Ouch!! Thats Cold!! Cold I tell You!! Not that I would qualify anyway, I am more in the mostly harmless dirty old man camp myself... But Somewhere there must be a GOOD guy that Jumps.
  2. Well technically its not a Hop & pop as you generally take at least a 15 to 20 second delay. If you hold it that long.
  3. Happy B-day Girl!! Hope your 29th year is a great one.
  4. Bauhaus - Bella lugosi`s dead. And then you be bored again 10 minutes later.
  5. Hmmmmmm.. Can I come in if I dont talk about putting the seat down?? I will be good.. Well Mostly good anyway. I promise!!
  6. Real Men NEVER go number 2 in a Public Restroom!!
  7. Uhhh.. That dont work either... That is why I have no time.
  8. OK.. Easy one here.. You need a Boytoy to give the excess funds too. A kept man so to speak. That way they can go out and have fun for you and make sure to contribute your excess income back to the skydive community where it would go anyway if you had the time.. I will gladly volunteer my services for you.
  9. What about equal rights? We have to raise it most of the time right? Why don’t we insist that women always leave it up?? Say you have an office with 5 men and 5 women sharing on restroom. The toilet will get used an average of 20 times a day. 10 Times the seat needs to be up, 10 times it needs to be down. Why is down the only acceptable answer here? How is that fair? I still say the real problem is that women dont look and then get upset they get their tookus wet when they slip into the bowl. Then want to come yelling at us because they didnt look first. Sorry. No sympathy from me. You sat without looking.
  10. I agree he is Rude. No excuse for the Pee on the rim. But I still think he is innocent on the Paper charge. If the lid was up, He wasnt using paper.
  11. EXACTLY!!! I agree that it is courteous to leave it the way you found it. If it was Up, Leave it up. If it was Down Leave it down.. But at the end of the day.. It just isnt that big of a deal. What drives me crazy is women who go ape shit over this because they dont look before they sit. I mean come on!! You are about to put your Bare ass on something... LOOK FIRST!! If the seat is up, put it down. Not even 1 second to do that. No Big deal. As a Guy we have to either raise or Lower the seat every time we go depending on the business at hand. It is really no big deal. Now if some guy (or Hover Girl) pissed allover the place.. Then you absolutely have a right to go ape shit and wipe up said Piss with their face.
  12. Oh.. So your rant is not really about the Toilet seat then.. It is about aim and lack of Paper?? For those things I agree with you. Pure Rudeness. No excuse for Bad Aim. But if he was just taking a Leak.. Seems like it wasnt im that left the roll empty.
  13. I have often though I would do the world a Favor and end this endless debate..... My Plan is to leave a Plunger sticking out of every toilet I find. Eventually women will learn to look before they Sit!! Usually when I hear a Split-tail screeching about this.. She just got her Tookus wet when she failed to Look before she sat. seems like after a few times they would learn.. Look then Sit. I mean how hard is it to Put the seat down? We lift it all the time. Doesnt hurt us. You need it down?? OK, Put it down. Leave it that way and we will lift it when we need to use it. Seems fair enough to me.
  14. Do we have to go through this again... How about.. Look before you sit. I cant believe how many Women sit without looking. As a man who generally Sits once a Day.. I can honestly say that I have never sat on a Toilet without first looking at what I am about to sitting on.
  15. Well if the Fat China-Man picks football teams like he picks Boxers... I will take the Redskins for another $20. I cant beleive her thought Roy Jones Jr was actually a good Boxer. LOL!! My daughter hits harder than him and has a better chin.
  16. That would be October 8-9 All you can jump for $129 Correct?? You going to bring your skinny ass out to play?? Strange weekend last weekend, Every single person there in Bed by Midnight on Saturday night. The place just isn’t the same without you. Oh, finally talked everyone into playing a Cash Game Saturday Night. Papa Hans cleaned house (And not with his usual Suck outs either). They got the satellite TV working now so you Jock types can watch your steroid enhanced boys slap each other on the ass and fall all over each over.
  17. Hmmmm.. 5 DZ`s within a 1 Hour drive.. Mountains within a two to three hour drive, Hanggliding about two Hours away, Beach within a 4 to 5 hour drive, an unlimited supply of the best jello shots on the planet, One damn good cuddler.. Ohhh.. and did I mention your own RV and allowance to take off when you wanted??
  18. Pretty Damn Good!! Want references?? See if I just give you the RV and send you away.. It cuts down on the Bitching I have to put up with and being that you would only come back to see me when you needed more money.. You would probably be happy to see me whenever did happen to come around. I think it is a good Plan. But just to make sure and all.. Maybe we should fly you down to the Farm for a Weekend. You can check out the DZ and local Climbing spots and I can see if I want to make you my future Ex-Wife.
  19. Were there Hotties there?? Yes. But almost every one was married, engaged or there with a Boyfriend. Makes it hard to rate the restaurant when the entire menu is off-limits!
  20. Easy...Skydive The Farm. (Of course I am Obligated to say that as that is my Home DZ at the moment however if I take them out of the picture so that I can be objective with out fear of Reprisals from the Girls at the Home DZ.....) Gotta say: Skydive Atlanta.. Thomaston has some down right Smokin Hotties there and lots of em. Only been there a couple times but every time I go I ask myself why I don’t go more often. Other DZ`s that immediately come to mind: Z-Hills Sebastian