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Dont Write on the Walls!!, Dont walk Across the Stage!!, Dont pass out Face first into a dancers Ass!! NONE of these things!! Not till after everyone gets there.. Then Have at it.

And if you stand on Vinnys shoulders, You can almost reach high enough to Punch Jeff in the Nose!!

If you are not showing up tll 2:00am... Well now that is a long shot. I was just asking them to make it till midnight.

Mess with kell.. You best get some Knee cap Insurance!! She has friends you know!!

NO!! NO!! NO!!! ANYONE that gets tossed out of the pony before midnight gets put on the Eturnal Wanker List!! Seriously... Many people will not even be getting there untill 11:00pm or later. PLEASE.. Dont get tossed out early. Wait till we all get there so we can laugh at your ass as you get tossed out.

Some people are just completely convinced that they are sooooo much more improtant than the rest of us. (When we ALL know that I am the only one that Really Counts!!!)

Hate them. I dont want to know that Little Johnny was sick or whatever else some stranger saying to some unseen person on the other end of the call. I just had to go to the bank. First time I have stepped foot into a B&M Bank in probably two years. So I am standing in line with about 8 or 9 others.. Nice Quiet Line. And some Blonde Yuppie Bimbo has to get on the Phone. Well she probably really didnt need the phone cause loud as she was talking, the person the other end could have heard them if they were in a 5 mile radius Im sure. So Im sitting there biting my tongue (wanting to tell her that if she spoke up just a little, the customers in line at the bank across the street could hear too.). Finally after about 5 minutes, One of the tellers comes up to her and Politely asks her to keep her voice down. My first thought was "My Hero".. But then it downhill Quick.. Ms Yuppie Bimbo blows a gasket.. "Im talking to my customer" she starts screaming. The teller again Politely explains "And we are trying to talk to our customers but they cant hear us over your phone call, All I am asking is keep you voice down a little". The Yuppie Bimbo starts in with "get me the Manager, RIGHT NOW!! I want the Manager!!" and proceeds to head back to bank managers office to complain. Sad!! Just sad!! I really wanted to hang around and see what happened. But I had to go. But I did make sure to thank the Teller before I left. Yep.. Now I remember why I like online banking so much!!. Anyone else hate loud cell phone talkers?

If he did that, he wouldnt be able to miss his flight.

Hmmmm.. No Kelly. I have no idea what you mean.

Lee and Ben were in HIS trailer watching Football. The Girls were in MY trailer watching Porn.. Lets see.. Trailer A: Two Fat guys watching Football. Trailer B: Two Chicks watching Porn. Sorry but I think we all know where I was. And they were calling for man card cause I thought my trailer was the better place to be.

I have traveled with my rig (No Bag, Just over my shoulder) about 20 times. Rarely had any problems at all. 95% of the time it goes through and no questions asked. (Occasionally Delta Pilots will see my rig and ask "Let me Guess, You are flying Airtran"). Only time I had any trouble was in Orlando. TSA agent started to open my main. I asked her if she what she was doing.. She said, just opening your backpack. I told her it was a parachute and asked for a supervisor. Supervisor cam over and said, Just swab it and let it go. I didn’t have a Pull up cord with me, So I used my Shoe Lace to reclose the main. The other 19 times no problems at all. A couple things to keep in mind.. 1) You ARE allowed to bring your rig on. No reason to hide it. 2) if TSA is not aware of this, Inform them politely and ask for a supervisor. Attitude is everything. If you give them attitude, Expect them to give you Attitude. 3) Bring the TSA Letter from the USPA page and the Cypress card just in case. I have never needed these but always have them with me.

I thought you and hisgoofyness were just watching Football. Really.

1) Marry her. Works everytime!!

Now that would be a Tough Call. Cause any woman that ever chose to sleep with me was obviously a Little off to begin with!! (Prison Love excluded of course!)

She was Nekkid when you met??

Its YOUR Day. Why not have atleast one of each!! Preferably at the same time,

Oh yea... Nothing artificial about it when I did that!! I Love me some god old Rhino Poontang!!

I ripped the Tag off three different Mattresses in my Lifetime!! (You know the one that says Do Not remove under penalty of LAW!!.. Yea.. That one even!!) yea.. Im Bad!!

So what you are saying is the He may in fact really be a she??

Generaly I find it best to sleep with either her best friend or a very close relitive (Preferably younger sister). Afterwards I generally feel better and free to move on with my life.

Always been one of my Favorites too. Yep!! I LOVE Poontang!!

*Very Important* who is planning on riding the BUs either from the Farm and/or back to the Farm?? Hans is trying to decidede if the Bus is really needed. Speak up if are planning on it or the bus may not be going.

Wow. It amazes me how much we think alike sometimes!!

Fuck!! Now I have find a new Trailer Mate AND find someone else willing to put up with HIM?? How could you do this to me!!

Its Clays Trailer, His Rules. I just pay the rent on it. Before midnight Clothing is optional. After Midnight, Clothing is NOT an option.