Thanatos340

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  1. Yep. Did my first 3 Jumps from a 152. Did not move UP to a 182 till later. I really miss hanging a strut somtimes. Jungle Gym outside the door.
  2. Yea.. Me Too.. But then they have those things... Those whatchamacallits.. That they bounce around a few times and then I forget about being mad and go back to drooling. Its not fair I tell you!! Not Fair at all!!
  3. The perfect Boobs are Ones that I get to play with
  4. No!! No!! No!! An Ass like yours should NEVER be covered!!
  5. I just dont see anything at all on that list that I would consider "Fantasy". All Sounds like just another weekend to me.
  6. easiest solution.. Hand him a salt shaker and point to the woods.. Tell him to help himself. Then go out and get a Nice Fat Jucy Steak. Salad is Not food.. Salad is what Food eats!!
  7. First.. Only use Fresh Vegans. They spoil very fast, The traditional Recipe is to just place them in a huge caldron and build a big fire under it. Some tribes like to add Spices and Potatoes and Carrots. Serve with white wine and a nice starchy side.
  8. Oh yea.. I think I hit that point about 2am.
  9. Before 9/11 it might have been funny. Now it would not be. Not at all. We have enough trouble getting rigs on planes as it is. Some [insert non-derogatory, non PA term for person completely devoid of intelligence and common sense] were to pull something like this, hopefully once TSA, the FBI and NSA were through with him.. Some local jumpers would also step up to show their appreciation for making things even more difficult for us. The phrase "Boot Party" comes to mind.
  10. It was a low key weekend. Saturday Night sitting out on my incredibly big Deck (In case anyone didn’t know, I have the biggest Deck on the DZ ) we had a really nice crowd drinking Beer and rastarican air entertaining with the guitar (and he only played "Straight hell" once and that was by request even!!). great people, good fun. even if the weather sucked. We did make a few DD`s but to tell you the truth.. We were having too much fun to get to everyone.
  11. Because the LAW says I cant. Two people cant claim the same child. Even though I pay for more than 100% of her support, She lives with her mother so she gets the deduction. No matter how much money I pay the ex... If the child lives with the EX, The ex gets the deduction for the Dependant and the head of Household and several other Credits. The system sucks. Some people are able to negotiate the "Deduction" into their divorse agreements but generally the parent that the child spends the most time actually living with gets the deduction reguardless of who is actually paying the bills. My other complaint is the they based Child support off Gross income instead of Net income.
  12. Child Support. Most people dont realize that Child Support is NOT deductible. Alimony is deductible but Child support is NOT.. I pay 21% of my GROSS Income for support but have to file "single - 0 Dependants. Between Child support and Taxes.. I never see over 50% of what I make.
  13. So far.. Lisa H has broke a nail and her Hooo Haaa Bone!! But not at the same time.
  14. Help mee!!! Pleeeese!! Some one save me.. They are getting me drunk.
  15. Jen - hey Hun.. I just went into labor.. Ben - Well Cross your legs or something, it is only the 2nd quarter. Oh.. Can you get me another beer while you are up
  16. Easy solution for that.. Shave half.. Set the other half on fire.. When the crabs runn out of the burning hair.. Stab them with an ice pick.
  17. You havent been to a Farm Boogie yet have you??
  18. Shhhhh!!! Dont give the boy a Complex!! NEVER tell any man at anytime.. it is a lil wee wee! Gotta Lookout for Lowercase j.
  19. Was he also rubbing his nipples while talking about Gouda and Buddah??
  20. Hey Now!! If Lowercase j is anything like his name sake.. Aint going to be no Lil wee wee!! He will be devastatingly handsome and incredibly well hung!!
  21. I Love it!! See Jenn.. Look at all the headaches we just saved you.. Now you dont have to worry about coming up with a Name. Lowercase j it shall be.
  22. Gadsen has a good old school outlaw Drag Strip. (Like for Car.. Not like AndyC kinda Drag) Used to Race there every once in a while.
  23. OH Jen.. Does this mean that "J-isha" is now officially off the table as a potential name??
  24. I had drinks with Gia last night and I am meeting a couple others for dinner tonight. Sometimes it is Good to be the J.