Thanatos340
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No as much as when they get pinched poking through the chain mail. Now THAT hurts.
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Well after the Mesh shirt I wore last year.. Most saw this as a signifigant improvement. (Edit: And you Just WISH you looked that damn good in leather pants!!)
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No.. I missed a Holiday weekend for this...(See attached)
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Dead Girls dont say no!
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Girl, I Live in Georgia.. Round here, Wresslin is serious bidness. besides.. You have to be THIS tall for this ride sugar, now move along.
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No Jello, No Hot Oil, No Mud.. Just good old fashion Down Home Southern Style Friendly Cage Match. IF there is a REAL Woman(tm) willing to step up to the plate.
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Lots after the match. Maybe even a few shots before the match to loosen up.
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No I am using that because I dont want my ass kicked by a girl.
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Guilty as charged. 1/2 to 3/4 contact? Sparing. Sure. Full contact.. No.
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Well I said I would allow two of you substandard women so you can add up to a Real Woman(tm).
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[Swoooon] And with that response, I am left speechless. Wow!! [/swooooon]
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I cook at the DZ most weekends. You like Brauts, Beer and Grilled Corn?
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You would win easily. For two resons, 1) I am sure you much more skilled than I. 2) I would never under any circumstance Strike a Female.
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You obviously have never seen my patented Two way, Rodeo, Dirtball Hop&Pop. Spectacular when done properly, Even more spectacular when its not.
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Wrestling, Not Sparing. Tell her to bring it on. Dribble her like a basketball too. You know I hear a bunch of guys stepping up and saying "I know someone that could" but you notice none of the Real Women(tm) are stepping up.
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that is true.
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Be glad to. Never been shy about such things. tell em to bring it on. havent met a split-tail yet that could pin me.
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You mean Combat RW?? Do that on almost every Jump.
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Boxers.. I Can think of a lot more than 3. Pro Athletes.. Many I am certain. But Female skydivers?? Under 200Lbs? I never met one that I thought could take me in a Southern style wresltling match.
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QuoteYou sound horny. All that Real Woman Talk and Short Woman Talk in the other threads must a got me a little worked up. I cant help but to think Wrestling when I hear "Real Women".
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Want to wrestle?? I am talking no Hold Bared, One fall, Count of Three Pinned, Southern Style Cage Match?? There isnt a Sky Chickie under 200lbs can take me Anywhere. I will even extend the challenge to make it a Cumulative 200Lb Limit. (2 100 Pounders or a 110 Pounder and 90 pounder) Any REAL Women out there up to the Andy Koffman Challenge? Bring it on. Actually at the next Farm $139 All you can Jump weekend, Any woman (under 200Lbs) that can Pin me in a Legitimate wrestling match, I will cover your Boogie fee. Any takers.
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Yea, what is your tools name again?? A Real Woman(tm) would not need a Tool to bring me down. A Real Woman(tm) would get the job done herself. As for short women.. Tools or not, I am not conerned. Just dribble you like a basketball and toss you away when I get bored.
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Listen Munchkin.. You wouldnt even get close. But if somehow you did manage to get that close, I would really appreciate it if you wouldn’t use teeth. (Well Not MUCH Teeth anyway)
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What is she going to to do?? Kick me in the ankles?? Bite my Kneecaps?? It isnt like she is a REAL Woman(tm)!!
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Short People got no reason Short People got no reason Short People got no reason To live They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Round here Short People are just the same As you and I (A Fool Such As I) All men are brothers Until the day they die (It's A Wonderful World) Short People got nobody Short People got nobody Short People got nobody To love They got little baby legs And they stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello They got little cars That go beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People 'Round here"