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  1. Turns out that movie was better than I had originally thought it would be. "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . "
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    Quitting...

    I have 20 jumps now, and I stopped having stomach nervousness problems after about jump 15. You'll get over it.
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    Yep

    Actually, that only took about 5 minutes using the find/replace function in Word. However, you are half right, that is what happens when I have a beautiful day off of work and find out that the DZO is out of town.
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    Yep

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  5. I don't know. I think you have to be insane NOT to laugh at that. "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . "
  6. Got about 20 seconds into it, and also failed. I think after a bit, your brain goes, "What the hell am I doing looking at and listening to this?" And then the only way for it to cope is to make you laugh.
  7. Yea, I am still having that problem with my cuticles too. It's from putting your fingers through those tight bands to set the lines. I would also welcome suggestions on how to avoid this. "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . "
  8. Granted, it's not very hard to find a really bad chess player. I bet that it is much harder to find a really bad skydiver. "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . "
  9. Those who can't do something, make fun of it instead. "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I."
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    Haiku

    Check this out: http://www.ahapoetry.com/haidefjr.htm "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I."
  11. I was up til 3 am talking to two cute whuffos about skydiving, and they were hanging on my every word. Now I just have to find ones whose boyfriends aren't sitting next to them.
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    Haiku

    Haiku is not math. It is a way of thinking, Don't need 5-7-5. "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I."
  13. Here is a whole page of em. Sure am glad there has been a lot of contribution to this thread : http://www.laughinglynx.com/mlist.php?category=Funny Commercials "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I."
  14. That would depend entirely on what kind of porn it was. Imagine your dad giving you gay porn. Yikes! "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I."
  15. This is from a post on Thursday. Commercial for a women's magazine: http://www.daves-world.com/dz/comedy.mpg "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I."
  16. Here's one from another thread. It's a salmon commercial: http://loki.thebisgroup.com/~mmealman/salmon.asf "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I."
  17. Ok, I have seen a few commercials and various other funny videos of that nature but just a few. Whoever, might have some of these, share the wealth. Most of the ones I have seen that have been posted in these forums are freaking hilarious.
  18. LMAO!! Was NOT expecting that. "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I."
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    PRANKS

    In an office full of whuffos there wouldn't be much point because no one would get the meaning of what you are doing but yourself. There have to be at least a few other people present who jump. Otherwise, you will just look stupid, for apparently no reason.
  20. Not positive about this, but I think that Gargamel actually made smurfette as a spy. And she was won over because of how strong the smurfs' goodness was, or some such nonsense.
  21. Not sure how comfortable I would be getting porn from my dad. "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I."
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    Post Whore!

    Yep, I can just imagine a few guys in suits holding onto each others arms and then yelling "Door!" right before it opens. That would get some odd looks.
  23. If she is such a slut, why do all the other smurfs have blue balls? "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I."
  24. Screw that, I came in at 7:30 and am leaving at 3:30. That's the benefit (the only one mind you) of having an hourly job. No staying late unless they want to pay you overtime.
  25. Has anyone seen Donnie Darko? There is a pretty good break down of the smurf social dynamic in it. Plus it is just a cool movie. "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I."