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  1. now that i realise, i liked your old avatar much better.. hoping still that was your rack anyway.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. bitdefender v10, ad-aware SE 10 personal and spybot search & destroy have never failed me.. NEVER “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. why the fuck do you deaf fucker play games with us almost blind fuckers (still searching, still taking applications..), all the time.. today i thought, ok, billy took a bath again after some time, now, that i return to this very site where you choose to base your life on, postwhoring all day, just to find out, you had returned to that shitty comic-strip.. opposing that viciously, but harmless looking, little guy having a shitlanding after some swoop-pond-swooping, but failing due to your consistent, persistant, none jumping!? i mean, WTF..!? i need some boobies after that.. or better yet, some NICE feet!!! ok gals, we've seen your boobies, what we (read: "me") really want to see, IS YOUR G-O-D--"+"--DAMN--"+"--FEET!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. something tells me you got too much time, AND, too much money on yer hands.. i could take care of your too much money easily.. i got FIVE days of jumping ahead of me, starting this very saturday.. uhm, yea, my DZ also does make gift certificates.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  5. sir, that is, somehow, pretty disturbing.. sir! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. thank god, my mother stepped in against this procedure, because after my birth, the doctors wanted to circumsize me. i had a tight foreskin they said. well, thank god to my mum which took perfectly care of my foreskin, the tightness never became a problem! and, due to all the penis/foreskin-pulling i did, since my "medical condition" was well known, i never had any problems whatsoever! uhm, yea, did i say already i couldnt have that piercing down there if my foreskin was removed? and uhm, yea, if my parents decided that at the time, me as a fully grown-up person couldnt decide a.) if i wanted a piercing there, or b.) i wanted to get my penis circumsized on my own! my parents, specially my mom, did an awesome job on my penis then..! i got all the freedom to decide whats going to happen with it, because if they made another choice, i couldnt do the one or other.. uncircumsized penises are great. well, i dont give a shit about others, but mine is perfect as it is.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. dont worry, i'll find out anyways.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. tee hee! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. i would kiiiiiiiiiiill for nice seafood.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. i'm waiting for you guys for a review, i dont really like going to the movies, but for the simpsons, i might get over that.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. funny thing is, the only positive posts around here about skyride, come from very low number posters.. but nonetheless, they seem to have it all figured out who's full of hatred and what not.. billy, besides being a deaf goof that hardly jumps, seems to be one of the funnier guys around, from my online experience with him only, i can say that guy doesnt even know what hate is.. but skyride seems to have a big issue with this website, and somehow they feel the need to defend themselves.. fuck skyride! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  12. u can still claim: "it waddnt' me!" “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. now, thats what i call a responsible parent!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. 12.06.2007, at beromünster primary and videoguy was serge pfäffli, my secondary was mike milton.. good guys, both of them! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. grrr.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  16. i can understand that quite well.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. someone just outed themself as a heel-fetishist i suppose.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. well, obviously ashkit has some serious problems with cheating.. and she did right, went on a skydiving site to ask all the guys there! even dug up a thread from 5 years before.. now, to me that tells a lot.. hey ashkit, if your SO cheats on you, i'm sure we can work something out to pay him back!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. i voted sloth, I was too lazy to vote lust if ryoder was around, he'd be very happy for me to have too much estrogen flowing in my veins.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. literally.. nice bitch-, err, witches.. i would spill over them, err, they could put a spell on me.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. thats some nasty stuff you have there.. YUCK! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. only if the "one time" is nasty, young and beautiful.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  23. why dont we get back to the good old law of the jungle? i'm sure you all would understand if a crowd with bats and hayforks bashes your head into a mass of blood and brain, eventually hanging your sorry ass on the next available tree, wouldnt you? no translation needed for that you know.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  24. the repost-police is very strict, and cant even be bribed with boobies.. and since you're not part of the bonfire-clique, you'll get away with it.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  25. cant remember if it was last year or the year before. as a christmas gift, i gave my brother and his wife some movie-vouchers, plus i'd get their kid to look after while they could enjoy themselves.. well, to this very day, they havent come back on it! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda