virgin-burner

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  1. i'd take the afternoon off if i were you.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. happy b-day! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. right there! jumped yesterday, did my figure test, go back again today.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. now, that is a very good idea! and dont forget to post them here too, so we can make our minds up about 'em.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  5. virgin-burner

    Cake!

    i love cake, i love chocolate, in fact, i could only live on sweets.. that, and, uhm, meat and beer!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. now, if i'd spit on my dick, and then ram it into the pussy, there's still saliva all over the place.. how would you ladies like that!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. why dont you guys place your boxes a couple of feet away from the road? that way i'm pretty sure, they wont get batted.. or behind a tree or sumthin'.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. littering penises up! i think, i'd go crazy with people around like that.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. they got to know whats right for them and what not.. but yea, might be still a little too young anyway, as he just turned 3.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. I didn't get to jump on my first or second, either Gonna have to make up for it next year then it is bad.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. how bad is that!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  12. i got the latest everything, still doesnt work.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. virgin-burner

    Sex Store

    if you'd only know.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. i dont believe this.. remember the year where they had police-busts everywhere? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. "i want the same virus she has!" “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  16. one's got to love europe.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. dont you have a wife to read your map!? or asked differently: can you kick you GPS in the face if it tells you the wrong direction!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. virgin-burner

    Sex Store

    so what? i'm driving a bmw for work, and i dont know yet what to do with all the cash i'm earning.. BESIDES skydiving!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. ROFL! You just made me spew coffee all over my computer monitor. its whisky-time here!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. Pip lets his Tevas get as smelly as possible, then "trades" them out at the store I have compassion for anyone opening that box. well, you dont know my feet yet.. even without tevas!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. isnt that called "fleischvogu ond härdöpfustock"? thats kind of a swiss dish.. well, almost.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  23. By far the most popular among us skydivers... ain't no big surprise. is it that the american boogies are just ways better than the swiss ones? been to two, being laid after that, only once.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  24. happy b-day squeaky-mousy! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  25. Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that. well, you're better than me then.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda