virgin-burner

thanks skymama, the choir-boy statement provided me the first good laugh today, considering its 3AM here already, so my day was longer than 27hrs.. everyone should have a good laugh in at least 24hrs, not!? and for turtle, you, me, and himself, knows that he is what he is.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

actually, talking about drunken posting, I NEED A NEW DRINK RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

come on turtle, i know you can do better than that.. i'm sure, i could! getting banned? so what? have i personally attacked anybody? i think i havent! but, opinions are like assholes, just about everybody has one! drunken posting is about the only luxury i can afford nowadays.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

at least, the thought of sucidie gives you freedom.. for all you guys that never suffered serious depression, manic-depressive chapters in your lifetime.. you wont understand! suffering ADHD and all its nice advantages, and DISadvantages it brings.. FUCK YOU ALL!!! you'll never get ALL of life that it brings.. and sometimes, for us, ending all this shit, can only be a release.. i'm thinking of it on a daily basis for like 15+ years. all of my so-called friends would be better off without me anyway.. see my latest thread! all i can think of now is: money, chicks former brings, and all the other nice little things my brain can actually think of.. thats pretty a lot.. but believe me, even the most exciting things will never satisfy you.. now, since we have this little ADHD-thread going on, all i can think of you is that you are morons! if i ever make it to heaven, i'll be much longer in place than you could ever think of.. everybody is whinging about death and shit, but to me its gladly welcome! i wont have to think about my daily routines anymore, i'm just free to do whatever i want to! yea, nobody has ever seen it ever coming! thats just plain BS!!! myself, i'm the happy guy, i talk everybody into doing anything with a huge smile on my face.. its just the stupidity of most people to see under the layer of sheer happiness to see the worst come out. but most people are afraid of this side of the person they are talking to, so they'll simply will deny it! "i've never thought he/she would of done such a thing.." this thread is BS anyway, as anybody involved which has never experienced it, simply wont understand.. and i'm not talking about the "i feel like shit" EVERYone has once in a while.. i feel like it everyday. i laugh, and the next minute no-one is watching, i'll cry.. you'll never know, if you havent shown true interest. and thats something people hardly ever show. i mean, just on here, who would ever care if i decided to do something stupid, lets say right after i posted this, or, the next morning!? i havent posted in weeks here, no-one gave a shit.. there was ONE person on here that wrote me a PM after some sort of similar comment on some kind of similar topic. if there was one true friend on this site here, it should be him.. how many members? one in a couple of hundred-thousand? or ten-thousand? whuteva, you guys posting here and NOT caring, you might as well go to hell.. i'm very sure, we'll met up there.. talking about suicide and how everybody suffers from it, well, there were always signs to begin with, it was just your own damn faults not to see them, so stop fucking whinging about it and accept the fact you're one fucking whinging bastard and if you've read the signs from the beginning, you would of asked the right questions, or better, you've just would of listened to them and made them understand you were there to help, when help was needed the most. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

VillyBance is my FRIEND! at least he replies to my PM's, doh, its BillyVance, does that make me even more special!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

dont feel sorry! but a good spanking i probably wouldnt mind.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

I think you should enroll in Turtle School. g Love it! turtle is a lazy fucktard compared to me! I can hear you. And if you would like to slide on down that pole . . . be my guest - youy are more than welcome to kiss my ass as well. Try not to slober so much this time, it's hell on the upholstery. actually, be MY guest on kissing MY ass here.. fuck the upholstery, i dont have time to waste but money in excess.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i was thinking about that as well, but its more fun to be an asshole on people!!! so fuck yourself, may your blow-dryer slip in your hands while taking a bath! or the radio for that matter.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

pretty fuckin' cool, i love it!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

dont forget the 90$ for his bus ticket!!! I know that bastard. he better have it when he gets here. It's like looking after a bloody spazo So it isnt so. you better shut up before we start talking about you.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

shotokan is a sport for pussies. try thai-boxing if you want to be a man.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

incidents happen. its a SPORT. remember, its not a sport if you cant die in it. so fuck ballet-dancing.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

I think you should enroll in Turtle School. g Love it! turtle is a lazy fucktard compared to me! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i was thinking of that, but for my pleasure, i'm not going too.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

dont forget the 90$ for his bus ticket!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

..that i wouldnt care if the whole world would take a bath with their blow-dryer.. and that: "i'm better off all alone, i dont need no-one else except myself".. and probably some good pr0n.. i have a new job. i walked out yesterday at 9:30PM from my customer. i can earn shitloads of cash. REAL shitloads. i just have to be an asshole. i'm pretty good at that. at least thats what my ex-GF, my "friends" say. i say: fuck 'em all! i can buy friends now. or a complete new rig with all the bells and whistles every month. plus my other expenses. now, who the fuck cares anyway? i miss jumping. been abroad some. didnt post shitty comments on you guys threads. didnt feel adequate this weekend for it. too much booze and stuff, now its raining. even people at the DZ can kiss my butt. downed half a bottle of whiskey tonight. yea, i know i'm slacking, i've made up a whole bottle in one night during the week. met loads of chicks, could open up my own telephon book. fuck them, they're all ******* anyway. what do you say? EDITED to add and remove inaccurate statements due to my drunken state. fuck, its still readable, but it actually shouldnt be anyway.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Tomorrow . . . hmmm -nope . . . but I'm sure we could find some trouble for you if you want. We're good like that.

fuckin' randy andy!!! i'm on half a bottle of whisky down.. so, i'm pretty much wasted as well.. my DZ has an event in elsinore in march, so better lock your sheeps and what not in that time frame and in that area.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Really - that's REALLY EASY - All of 'em. +1 “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i've packed my own rig on my very first jump.. things work differently in switzerland. heck, if it wasnt for a boogie or some teams, i wouldnt even know what a packer or a packjob is. its kinda requirement for our license which doesnt know A's, B's or whatever. there's only THE license.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

fuck, do a search in german.. http://en.sevenload.com/videos/rzQlxwf/Nackt-Fallschirmspringen seems to be in elsinore, is that from the pornmovie that was done some time ago!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

link doesnt work!? how about this one? http://www.myvideo.de/watch/57140 “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

hey there! have fun.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

sounds pretty cool! have fun and welcome! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

g'day mate! have fun, if you have money left over, i'm sure you'll find a skydiver in need.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda