virgin-burner

i'd love to sleep on the way up, never can.. otherwise i sleep everywhere, never on a plane.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

looks like he wanted shiltoads of tattooes, but never had the money for a proper one, doesnt it? fucking sticker collectors.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Yeah, there is. But it's really hard to get motivated enough to start on the homework after a bongload or five. mhm, bongs.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i'm feelin' sick now.. that guy has an even worse digestion than i do! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Oh my lord, that is so gay. I love it!! If I close my eyes forever . . . It brings back memories. Hot ones as a matter of fact. care to share? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

that was a cool video! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

before b-day celebration!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

dont mention it. i want to finish my license this year. only 1 1/2 month left before the end of season here. or i go that ridicolously expensive place in the south of the country.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

ROTFLMAO thanks for that. that made my day! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

in some other context, yes. whenever i hear "supergirl" from raemon, i break out in tears. and "e schänke der mis härz" from züri west. the later you wont know.. works every time! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i drank that night. nobody was around. just woke up. still drunk. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

no worries, i wont.. i like my women to be nicely shaved.. fuck, i've downed a whole bottle of whisky and about a dozen of smirnoffs today.. guess what, i dont feel any drunk yet! and (as far as i can see..) no typos yet. i think i should be going out! party on, afterhours n'all.. and then call the 2037 entries i get for that first name.. fucking idiot i am.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Get a dog i DO have a dog.. pic attached! Can you say that again? sufficient enough for ye'!? friggin' hell, someone get me laid!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Oh, it's a girl? Stop bringing her to the dz, they're probably already counting down the days until she's 18! have we met yet!? that post made me laugh hard.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Did anyone else just hit CTRL+ or was it just me? I had no idea that worked lol And once again dz.com teaches us something! I didn't know this little technique either. Just tried it. Works on a Mac as well. ltdiver obviously doesnt work on swiss keyboards.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

no wonder, SKYDIVING IS THE BEST SPORT IN THE WORLD!!! thats all i have to say.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

not to set the american friends off.. around here, pretty much everybody starts off with a 170, or even a 150.. i'm more than 190lbs with gear, i land like shit, and even our chief instructor would let me jump a 150 for my first own rig. its pretty likely i'll have THE license with 60 jumps. maybe people should rather be educated with proper precautions than with wingloading. if you know NOT to do stupid things with any gear, it shouldnt really matter if you're jumping a 170, a 150, or maybe even a 135.. but thats just my rather humble opinion.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyHH6uCc2TI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heMNe30h0d8 “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

you know, i'm putting up with a lot of shit as it is.. doesnt everybody need a place where they "come home" to!? i'm pretty happy with myself, all i need is a hug and a cuddle every now and then.. if that comes from somebody "special", its even better, isnt it!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

fuck, of course its cool to be me!! all i want is somebody to care for, share things with, have fun and good times.. maybe hard times too, but not exclusively. is that really so difficult. i cant, and dont really want, to stay on my own. been there, didnt like it, done that.. if i'm desperate, i get out the big bucks and have a couple of hours of fun. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

alirght, i'm pissed again, so here it goes: with all this threads about relationships, woman not really interested in men and them falling for them, or woman with a guy that doesnt appreciate her.. i mean, c'mon, are we all morons or what? definitely i am, but you fellows know that already, so no new stories there.. there was a hot chick at the DZ today, my eyes nearly fell out when she packed right beside me. mhm, sweaty woman bend over n'all, who wouldnt watch. fucking tanktops too.. well, of course i kept track of her. she's been geeking on me too. she had a guy with her that seemed to be all in for her, she didnt show any real interest in him tough.. her first time at the DZ, end of season, its quite unlikely i'll see her again.. so. what do i do? i LEAVE EARLY to go and see the bitch that treats me like shit for four years by now. you guessed it, all of a sudden, that bitch doesnt want to see me tonight. so, instead of having beers there, AS I ALWAYS DO,maybe go for dinner, maybe even with her.. i only have a first name. i know where she usually jumps. on the other side of the country.. fucking hell, i i'd hit myself in the face, if i wasnt to stupid to hit anything at all.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

how 'bout team dumbo? only works if you guys have big ears too.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

haha, fucking whuffos.. i got two accuracy landings out of three jumps today, and, i feel like a skygod now.. yea, actually i'm drinking now.. anyone wanna have fun!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

ROTFLMAO!!! but thats what i do when wasted.. heck, its 12AM here, i want to go jumping, so no drinking for me.. i jump in the shower now, walk the dog and then move on!!! have fun guys, maybe tonight!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

have you called for me? yea-yea, everyone hates me around here.. but its mutual, so its ok.. I like everyone. Even you yea-yea.. ye' just dont like me.. the only night i'm not drunk, and there's a huge party going on.. i feel left out!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda