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it cant be a tapeworm! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

you wont smell carbon monoxide, nor carbon dioxide.. later "only" replaces the oxygen, its heavier than it, thus replacing it. monoxide is poisonous, meaning it connects to your bloodcells and prevents oxygen from doing so. tthat would kill you, even if you'd get saved at some stage.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

that beats up women.. nice one! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

congrats!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

DZ's are envy of each others tooth ache.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

things like that only happen in america.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

I have a D-license (you used to be able to get it at 200 jumps ) and jump a Sabre 2 170. You'd be able to handle that size pretty soon, wouldn't you? I'm not giving mine away, I'm just pointing out that not all D license holders jump handkerchiefs.

you got a D-license, meaning 500+ plus jumps.. i'd be scared shitless to even think what might be in that container.. or even have to fly it. i got my license this sunday BTW.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

got my license!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

takers!? female prefered.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i've told you many times lisa, whisky is the only way to go! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

: 6 : 2 friggin' cases got my license on sunday, since i didnt have to pay beer when i finished my aff, now they make them all pay, i came up with two cases sunday evening.. better watch out now, skydiving became a lot unsafer since sunday.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

whats that? been taken away from her? dont really know if you're saying that with tongue in cheek.. thats kinda hard, even for shitty-britty.. well, if paris had taken away her kids from her, now that would be completely different.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

And that's what it's all about

I FUCKING MADE IT!!!

Thanks for the warning. you better beware, i might even come across the pond next year! elsinore in march together with my club.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

we have a pac too at our DZ. altough i dont know any others, i think its a great plane.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i have not only gotten a brandnew helmet last week, having ordered a custom jumpsuit yesterday.. i'll be making my license today, and therefore, will have unrestricted access to skydiving.. hopefully!!! did another checkjump yesterday which went really good. so i'll give it a go today! in the last two weeks i made quite some progress. not only did i manage to get my accuracy on landings to near perfect, standing them is still an issue but i'll get there, i've also got packing time down to less than ten minutes.. somehow i managed to have my shit together in freefall mostly. thanks to the patience of my instructors, my own determination to get where i'm now, getting over the times where i had real doubts if that sport really was for me.. its been a great journey so far, quite frustrating at times, but due to the nature of skydiving, i had to overcome myself and become a better me.. now, i havent stopped to become a better and safer skydiver yet, but i'm really looking forward in doing so.. wish me luck guys n'girls, its something like 6:00AM here, DZ is not open until 1:00PM, but still i cant sleep.. ***makes mental note to himself to bring enough money to pay for all that beer*** “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i liked that story! i might have to get a pilots license now.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

if he didnt, how can you take him for serious.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i hate you all!!! no-one ever gives me a humpidity-bumpidity.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

yea-yea, everybody just forgets about he faboulus, famous, or in-famous, swiss cows around here.. yea-yea, california cows are great, swiss ones are, well, just lonely.. and nobody on IM seems to care.. i'm making that state official and public now! swiss cows are great in deterorating alcohol, thats because of the cowbal warming. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

that statement is simply wrong. it might be that in souther europe, spain for example, they do that. usually the also have a four or five hour lunchbreak, but i guess you would too if temparatures are rising to over 120°F.. and no, we dont have air conditioning in every goddamn place! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

nobody ever here mentions next. dare to be different!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

happy b-day! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda