virgin-burner

i'm fucking bored! how do you guys like the jumpsuit i've ordered? be very afraid if you ever happen to see a guy dressed like that, it could become your worst nightmare.. uhm, maybe not! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

you guys are all sooooooooo slacking! hey, that aint no cheap whisky, second, the "vielle prune" is some of the best, third, the beer in switzerland is probably some of the best you've ever drank! and the one in the fridge, well, i share a secret, but its like my favourite.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

since half the whiskies gone, its again the perfect place to post my most favourite music video.. yea, i like the song too actually.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

$900 on a bean bag chair??? Sorry, I'm gonna have to make fun of you for that one! i just threw away my bean bag that i made myself when in high-school.. yes guys, i'm not a girl, but a man here learns how to sew on buttons and much more.. i really want one again! but yea, they're hell expensive! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

yes mam! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

SO FUCKING WHAT!!! THIS IS DRUNKEN POSTING, I CAN REGRET EVERYTHING TOMORROW.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

so, i'm getting completely shitfaced tonight.. there's two bottles of booze, a nice single malt and a "vielle prune" standing next to me, a twelve pack of beers in the fridge, and some more.. ok, for whoever makes it over here, its yours to drink! bring friends, good stories, good vibes.. uhm, yea, i'm planning on passing out on the couch, so feel free to cuddle up in bed with the dog.. i think i could hardly make it into my bedroom already by now.. that week really sucked balls big time!!! who's joining me in getting drunk? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i'm not going to say what i'm thinking right now.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i'm thinking of doing a round trip in march/april, first hit the states, then puerto rico and venezuela! impossible for me to make it earlier.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

NO chick is worth that! i might get a 100 and go half, but not on a silly RING!? fuck that!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

get an up-to-date car, damn you dirti wuman! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

fart or shart!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i did the same thing once.. ouuucheee!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

one of my customers is one of the top F1-teams.. way cool! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

WTF!?!?!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

just talked to my parents about it today, usually the 24th the family has dinner and presents and stuff. now my brother wants to have the 24th with his wife and the kids. and then the whole family on the 25th. now that completely ruins my plans for heading down to empuria on the 25th. and since my birthday is only a couple of days before the whole stuff, and since my brother NEVER turns up on my b-day, i just say "fuck it!".. his b-day was a month ago, i did call, but havent gone over since. i did get invited for coffee and cake, but refused to go. eye for an eye. i get about two calls from him a year. he lives about 3 miles from me. so, 24th, i'll spend with my parents, then fuck off to spain on the 25th! you gotta set your priorities right, dont ya'!? i'm sorry to say, i love my old people, i love my brother.. but i hate that fucking christmas shit, all of december, even my b-day turns me down.. EDITED for punctuation “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i want to get laid so badly.. by two hot blondes with a very strong bi-sexual bone.. and, uhm, yea, make it a competition! seriously, i'd like a to fall in love again! one would be enough.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

man, its early morning here, thats just gross.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

sounds great! make drunken smart-ass comments on everyone and make sure all the beer's gone..! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

same here! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

u how YOU doin'!? i'd go with a tube stow! i mean, come on, we're skydivers! how much more romance would we need!? and if we loose our turn, at least there's some use for it.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Sure, why not? That's just as bad. depends on the where you got it.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

yea, thats a girl! jumping into hell? well, now that i'd call a low-pull!! and no worries having to land a parachute! and perfect temps for a naked jump! life cant get any better.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

hang in there mate! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

what IM's are you using? i believe mine are all in my profile.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda