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What about the pink meat? i completely forgot what that is.. wanna help me out remembering!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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when i get back to bed, next thing i'll dream about are salmon trouts.. thank you, mr.!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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in fact, i love all seafood! and red meat, white meat, smoked stuff.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i love trout! not too hungry at the moment tough.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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man, i've just woken up from about the most vivid, ugliest nightmare i ever had.. sheer horror! i'm not scared of spiders or anything. coz' thats what it was about.. and some people, and a building.. heart was pumping, sweaty, scared to the bone i woke up.. and now i'm postwhoring on dizzy.com and its fucking 2:30 am here! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I should have a garage sale or something. one enough? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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You can't do it to yourself, ya freak... you gotta get someone else to choke you out. there is a way, not cords or ties involved. in- and exhale heavily for about a minute, stick your thumb in your mouth and blow really hard. you pass out instantly.. thats how we used to do it back in the days.. Were you trying to pass out or practice giving a blow job? well, if i'd wanted to practice giving you a blowjob, my thumb would be a sufficient tool for that.. ya, but my willy also doubles as a lock pick. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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nice white suit you're wearing! now go and lay down with the others, here's your lemonade.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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you must have shitloads of toasters then.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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happy b-day!
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why dont i never get such offers!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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You can't do it to yourself, ya freak... you gotta get someone else to choke you out. there is a way, not cords or ties involved. in- and exhale heavily for about a minute, stick your thumb in your mouth and blow really hard. you pass out instantly.. thats how we used to do it back in the days.. Were you trying to pass out or practice giving a blow job? well, if i'd wanted to practice giving you a blowjob, my thumb would be a sufficient tool for that.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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that was friggin' hilarious!!! if its a girl, i always try to make out with them.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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You can't do it to yourself, ya freak... you gotta get someone else to choke you out. there is a way, not cords or ties involved. in- and exhale heavily for about a minute, stick your thumb in your mouth and blow really hard. you pass out instantly.. thats how we used to do it back in the days.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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sounds like fun? i think i have to try.. i'll get myself on webcam, if there's no video, it didnt happen, right!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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check out skybeergolds comment then, dont pick on me.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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this is so cool...ill have to buy one next year
virgin-burner replied to skydiver88's topic in The Bonfire
pretty convenient, no more need for blowers.. two bugs with one strike! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
Good news for you....the Vatican have relented on it's stance against cremation. You can now burn your mortal body without burning your immortal soul according to Pope Benedict( I mean really...how can Germans ever be opposed to cremation) that is about the most inappropriate comment i've ever read.. i'm no german, i dont even like 'em that much. this is like sayin', uh, how can americans be pissed off when some jackasses get their buildings to crash.. dumbass! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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this is, uhm, interesting!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Brian Germain's Exploding Jumpsuit
virgin-burner replied to BrianSGermain's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
i'm one of your subscribers on youtube.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
there's some more good stuff from him.. fuck, that fat bastard liked to bet jump tickets.. nicest guy i've never met, what a shame.. i wish i could be there! everyone that is going, i'm thinking of you guys, family, friends and fellow fuckers! hans got my condolences, i hope he passes it on.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Why Grooms are not allowed to order the wedding cake
virgin-burner replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
WHAT?! She doesn't swallow? hey, its not christmas yet! i'm not going to repeat what i've said to many times in the recent past.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
Why Grooms are not allowed to order the wedding cake
virgin-burner replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
so will the stains on her clothes.. if you do it right! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
maybe it would be much more hell for billy having to listen to what every idiot says.. for me, it definitely is! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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my present only have to register, no costs, and best of all, NO SPAM!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda