virgin-burner
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hey, you wanna-be skydiver, that was an ALL serious thread, honestly!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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compression shorts!? fucks sake, i want to keep my fertility, you never know when it comes in handy..! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i feel so dirty now that i clicked your link.. i should of known better! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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you volunteering!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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if i take a minute too much, i might not want to stop.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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apparently, i got that hardware-problem too.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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happy b-day ralffy-boy, drink up!
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fuck, we're busted! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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does it count when i say i'm radically bored!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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you too!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i always do those adjustments, always, always, always.. just, looks a little pervy, as i get everything out from under there. and as it can get busy at the dropzone, its sometimes not so easy to turn away from 'um ladies. but does kinda feel good too, "exposing" yourself to the gurls, even with a reason.. dang, if you happen to have a hard opening, they'll amputate one of your balls off.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i'm talking about that 120 mate.. what do you say anyway, jumping a 242, not even as a student i've had such a boat.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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nah, RSL's are for students only. maybe tandems.. and other, uhm, people.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i always felt that the thongs were not the perfect solution.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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when you put on your rig, does adjusting your balls and dick take at least as long as adjusting everything else? i feel this to be really annoying, having to almost unstrip myself to get things in order. i mean, after all, a ball-under is much worse than a linve-over, isnt it!? its a curse being well-hung! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i'm a skydiver, so i can only be a semi-troll!! oh, and my canopy's higher loaded than yours.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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see, working sucks, no utube, no FLASH.. and hey, i'm past the age of shroooooms.. i have to get my kicks by piloting canopies that are way over my head.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Post the reputation of the poster above you!
virgin-burner replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
whorships the p-vibe and has a box full of sex-toys.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
mine's miserable, skydiving sucks, post-whoring has lost its fun, and i've ran out of booze.. besides that, i'm working and its way too hot! but i'm the only one with a fan in the office! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i vote YOU! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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now, if you only lived closer, i'd have to examine those accessories and see how much fun you were to play with those toys.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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So what happens if you lose your packing data card?
virgin-burner replied to grue's topic in Gear and Rigging
nah, nah, all wrong, it was jumped in australia where the card was issued, then it went to the states where the card was lost, it now has to go to europe without the card.. jeeesus, dont you guys know anything!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
i was thinking along the lines of "chewbag".. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i'm tempted to say "match", but since i'm a bee attractant, and one for freaks, may i dare to ask, are you one!? other than that, how you doin'!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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now, since i also need to get laid desperately, we could connect the nice with the useful.. if you get my drift! ever heard of the p-vibe!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda