virgin-burner
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i was thinking of that, but unlucky me, its way to cold and rainy for that.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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this thread comes to mind.. got a whole series of pics, all taken at different events, she still looks cute!
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but-, but-, i'm an AAAANGEL.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Yeah right...double femur ~ triple amputee! Least she'll be easy to catch!! isnt that what i've said? ALL the qualities to look for in a woman.. I always thought the perfect woman. . .owned a liquor store, had a heart condition. . .and tits you can see from 100 yards. . .while she's WALKING AWAY! check, check, CHECK!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i hope so too! she really is cute. why does everybody tell me not to drink too much!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Since someone you've never met is planning on having sex with you, I hope you're gonna wear the condoms-double layered-riveted in place-heat sealed alright, i just turn up in boogieman shorts n'shirt, complete with skulls and rifles on them, written "time of addiction".. that would be shock value, right!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Yeah right...double femur ~ triple amputee! Least she'll be easy to catch!! isnt that what i've said? ALL the qualities to look for in a woman.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i'm telling you that she's cute and adorable, that's all! oh, and she even made a skydive once! that must qualify her to be a hot chick!
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i miss the #3, option, like in the george michael bathroom thingy.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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oh, before i forget, of course, the only worrysome is that she actually agreed on dating and i didnt had to get her intoxicated or drugged up to do so. so, thats a change.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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in fact, yes!! but i wont share them.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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..excited, scared.. i know, online-dating sucks, expectations are never met.. tough, we had some fun-chats going on, pretty long conversations over the phone.. it seems, we're a match made in heaven. she's got all the qualities i'm looking for in a woman. now we've got this date tonight. we're booked until tomorrow evening. she said, bring the large box of condoms. just in case! should i bring flowers too!? what am i gonna wear? should i stick to virgin drinks all night? are we ever gonna make it to a bar or just stay at her place? dang, havent had the butterflies in a long time, she makes me having them again.. oh, she's a yank, too!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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turtle, dont listen to them others, cut a couple of chillies, dip your hands in vapo-rub, then on with your boys.. be a trendsetter, dont go with the flow, only dead fish swim with the stream.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I suppose it is okay as long as the bear and three people use protection. dont forget contaception, you dont want those hairy bears running all over the place.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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#5! #5! #5! #5! #5! #5! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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come on, a healthy relationship includes some steaming hot sex. at least, thats my opinion. sure, not everyone's on the same page, but having a loving partner is worth a lot. of course, if you've never felt "true love", and that includes it coming from both sides, its easy to get tricked into believing that skydiving, base humping, climbing, collecting stamps or growing roses are the most fulfilling activities one can do. but i have to admit, that doing either of those together with a loved one can be something VERY special. builds bonds, sharing common interests and so on.. bla-bla-bla. flying's cool anyway! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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maybe we should start a thread in the suggestions-forum! wonder what the corporate owners will say.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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are you one of those poor souls that never got shagged appropriately!? its ok, you're not alone.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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dont get me wrong, but the first guy to the crater would then have to jump a bloody rig? come on, what if i'm the first, that would piss me off!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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now thats a change from the real chinese food, isnt it!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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looks like a nice town you live in there! didnt find to many pictures from mine, two are of the synagoge, as the place was one of the two were jews were allowed to live like 200yrs ago.. so, thats what kinda makes it special. VERY much countryside, but nice.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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reminds me of the "10'000 angels blowing gently on yer scrotum" from the basehumping video.. seriously, i thought this place was full of freaks. i'll never drive a subaru! whats worrying, how did you get to find this? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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happy b-day!!
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i'm relieved now, if i should ever bounce, my gear can be washed and sold right away.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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that sounds about alright! lemme ask, that avatar of yours, was that taken in one of those full moon nights!? and, are the supposed to be smoke bomb stains not really, uhm, blood stains!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda