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anyone know of a good (free) firewall!?
virgin-burner replied to virgin-burner's topic in The Bonfire
now that i'm running avast for antivirus, and am being sick of paying somewhere between 50-100$ per year for a software that should be delivered with a faulty OS anyway, does anyone have any good recommendations for a firewall!? and no, dont give me the linux-, apple- and what not talk.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
Good, cuz now that I know that you can take care of yourself and give as good as get-we can have fun group hug! group hug! now, arent WE a ray of fucking sunshine!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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do we get an extra testicle with it!? i only get the ads at work, but its mostly the velocity one, havent seen lance yet. anyone care to make a screen-shot for me? man, must i be bored or insomniac, ASKING to see ads.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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What's the result of Spence's Bloody Mary Night?
virgin-burner replied to futuredivot's topic in The Bonfire
i'm a little lost with that one, admittedly, i was googling him and came up with alcohol- and substance abuse. as if such things ever could be abused.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
i think we have a couple of misunderstandings here (thank god there's the internet, it makes life SO MUCH EASIER!! ): i'm not quite yet having a relationship. i know i want it, but dont want to push that cutie pie too much..
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she throws a JAVELIN!? mind you, but thats an expensive piece of equipment, i love my javelin, i'd never throw it! she's pretty hot tough.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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maybe have another bloody fucking mary!? well, from what one perceives from the other side of the screen, one could be led to think not..
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it's really early here, so bare some patience with me..
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What's the result of Spence's Bloody Mary Night?
virgin-burner replied to futuredivot's topic in The Bonfire
i can already hear it: kumbayah, you asshole, kum- hicks - bayah, oh lord.. thanks divot, those poll-options made me laugh so hard, half my neighbourhood must be awake now! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
honey, you two are so out of this game anyway, i mean, you're not only here so all over each other as one hears even back in good ole europe, its actually sickening! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i'd so miss your happy outlook on things.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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you're from florida, dont worry! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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29.. but its late and i'm drunk. again. as if that was newsworthy! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Yes, I am sure!!! Besides, I don't own a paddle... just a whip!!! paddles are for whimps anyway.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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your example is the one of a complete nutcase, which is not really helpful.. relationships with complete nutcases hardly end up well.. be it man or woman.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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yep... that's pretty much how it is... Although I can be a little slow sometimes and need to be reminded... are YOU sure she's NOT banesanura? does she swing the paddle just as professionally!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Easy, you used 3 condoms. one worn according to directions with one wadded in the end to fool her about the length and one tied around the base like a bungie to keep it from slipping off What do I win? an award for a big... humour muscle!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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guru, you might not realize, but i dont think your humour muscle's big enough to survive here.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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you guys are funny..
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no options for the scat people, why do i feel left out!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I beg to differ. One hundred PROOF is why you need the alibi why you're telling ME that? i NEVER drink! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I forgot to add one more: 4. No bitching when I watch Goodfellas or one of The Godfathers for the 10,000,000th time. No exceptions! does that include skydiver-porn too!? then i fully agree! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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only the PROOF doesnt fit in that well there actually.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Now that is funny! here i am, a serious thread in the bonfire were people actually get involved with.. and then i'm pissing myself laughing! thanks, divot.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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clint, i'm a little disappointed, as someone pointed out earlier, size of breast is really important too! and how much beer they can bring from the kitchen! Awwe man, don't mis understand me, please. Like I said it's "ALL" about size . . . breasteses are included in "All" I think. They mi ht even be at the very top of the list. all good then, you got me a little worried there.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda