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we dont wanna exagarate here, she's actually pretty hot, at least my taste in woman doesnt deteriorate when my memory does.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i surely would of known if i've shagged her! wasnt it you that said the AA were for quitters!? dang, last time it got "out of control", i was supposed to have flirted with some pregnant bird.. fuck knows! the elbow is still hurting BTW.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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..with a laugh. i get this misrouted text this morning, goes along the lines of: "hey christoph, just wanted to let you know i've had my period, are we gonna do portraits or full-body today!? sorry couldnt open your pics to view them, regards, xxxx" didnt recognise the number, no clue, so i wrote back, bla-bla-bla, who are you and what not. turns out, i met her once when i was pretty shitfaced, she was like oh, nice, i was hoping you'd call some day, but obviously you didnt have my number! just too funny! watch out who you're sending strange texts too and make sure you have the name right.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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happy turkey-day fuckers dont get your head stuck in one like mr. bean. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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holy shit! i was wondering why i havent read anything from her lately.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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that is exactly what we are! we'll hide in the forests if russiia tries to occupy us! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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no problem at all! boiled potatoes, put them over that iron-thingy that makes 'um really small, then fry with butter on both sides.. someone more literate on cooking and english might help you out! dont forget saltinng.. i'm not szure, but i think the yanks call it hash-brown.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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we also have a mandatory shooting-practice every year, and evry year, i got a notiification-card, saying i was under the best 10% or so.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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yes, yes, you should have! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I doubt any one of us could take them in hand-to-hand They may look like clowns, but they have some extensive combat training. that actually is true, but they still look like clowns with those hellebards (?).. the thing that looks like an axe.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I've seen them poncy gezzers in Vatican and I'm dead scared - careful you don't ladder your tights that doesnt count! only thing i'm regretting is not having kept my camo-stuff. would of made a nice 2-piece freefly-ssuit! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I'll tell her ... but she woooooooon't like it. err, then dont! but, i'm heavily armed now, maybe do what you like! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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right on the spot pia, right on.. swiss mercenaries fought in a lot of wars.. there's no-one like the celts.. and we pretty much fucked up the habsburgers/austrian-ungarians.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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whoever would say you're daftt, must be a malicious fucker..
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and we're known to wreack havoc and carnage even when equpped with only those.. and i got an engraved jackknive, for my "honorful service provided" too! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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my mom drove me, on the way back i said, now i'll paint flowers on it.. hippy-style! there actually was a pink (and other colors..) of it sold at some time..
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full metal jacket, right!? and if i ever get to old to skydve, i can join one of those shooting-clubs that have a long tradition here.. its mostly old men, times have changed a lot.. pretty cool thing, uh!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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soooo, today was the last day of me being a member of the swiss armed forces. as some of you may know, military training is mandatory in switzerland, we even get to take our assault rifles back home, full-automatic mind you.. after many thousand rounds i've shot with it, t been taking good care of it, carried it for many miles and even being forced to sleep some nights with it, i decided to keep it. its a 3000$ item, and i kinda developed some weird form of relationship to it. it gets made to single-fire only, you pay 100$, and its yours.. so, my babe is officially not an army-weapon no more, but my personal belonging..
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can u enlighten me on what pickles are? thats like veggies in vinegar, the spanish would call it tapas, right!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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for breakfast? wow, now thats hardcore.. the recipe sure sounds nice tough..
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dr. hannibal lecter (anthony hopkins; silence of the lambs, hannibal) ate the liver of some FBI-dude together with fava beans and a nice chianti, according to what he deliciously tells clarice starling (jodie foster)..
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i was wondering about that, your name is SO typical swiss.. i had luck with my parents never HAD to eat the stuff. still dont eat "chuttle" nor "gnàgi". that is cow-intestine and pig feet for the non-chuchichäschtli-speakers.. and for the hannibal-reference: veal-liver is also delicious.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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mhm, one thing i can say already, after a dark schneider and a smirnoff it becomes kinda difficult to type on. and there's no right shift-key. for the ten-finger-geeks out there, it really fucking SUX!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Having your tonsils out as an adult - how painful is it really?
virgin-burner replied to Peej's topic in The Bonfire
that is definitely the answer he was looking for!!! how could one possibly do that!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
never liked the stuff as a kid, but since i live on my own.. well, havent looked back since!