virgin-burner
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and YOU don't answer at 2 PM... still sleeping ? oy, thatt was you!? sorry, didnt hear it, tried to call you back around 4 then..
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man, i was on a DD'ing rampage last night.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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happy b-day!
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tell u one thing dave, i might get drunk silly and act like an ass, but, stilll no reason for nobody to hit me in the face, alright!? if it was my "friend" to do so, thats one thing, some fucking random arsehole from motherfucking albania, thats another.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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A bit drunk? Is there such thing? Would that be the equivalent of a "a bit pregnant"? believe me, you dont want to be even a little pregnant around me while drunk.. you migght even get more pregnant, err, drunk, around me.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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now that i got your number, i might call you back!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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but you're the only midget!!!! just had a nice chat with mr. jimmy-t from jersey..
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baby, that would just be so fucking boring, u know. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Danger Danger Will Robinson!!! g In-deedy! Fixed it for ya! you better call me up, n'why arent you on tht list anyways.. She has to have 500 post, been a dz,.commer for a yr, or send boobie pics to the keeper of the list. are you saying, that all the dick-pics i've sent to bolas didnt help my case!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Danger Danger Will Robinson!!! g In-deedy! Fixed it for ya! you better call me up, n'why arent you on tht list anyways.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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prolly, kinda. cant you listen!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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well, just gave me what you'd probably call a "bitch slap".. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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between my bad accent n'you, you wont understand shit anyways.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Danger Danger Will Robinson!!! g Bewtween him being drunk and his accent I could understand the word fuck....lol i fucking dont know who will is, but yea, idont only like the word "fucking".. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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maybe i should add, being swiss n'all, i dont give a flying fuck about what annyone is dong. but if i'm bothered.. well.. you better take that one back! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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well, the chick i flirted with has actually called me, asking what the story was.. and i believe they've asked some questions to the guys that hit me.. so, yea you better dont fuck with me, as the coppers might fuck around with you laters.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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you got away lucky.. :D for anyone else, my # is: 0041 76 429 2972.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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fuck you, you better answer that fucking phone of yours.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i can be really, really, REALLY drunk, but i'm still being really nice with you.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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lisa, cme on, i been in much worse condition, and still stayed nice wih everyone.. but if you start fucking around with em, you better be prepared to be fucked around with,. honestly, i always stay nice, even when shitaced. but if you're an arsehole with me.. well, no reason to get anal-retentive, and think you can start fucking around with me.. for fucking no good reason, that is!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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well, tonight i was at mybest mates restaurant, chit-chatting with a random girl, all nice, mind you.. until my spare cigarettes got lost. anyway, my best mates "friends" decideded to remove me from the place. including, hittting me in the face.. so i just called the coppers telling them fr0om the outsiide of the place who treated me badly.. and another patrol then decided to take me home.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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maybe this time..
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now, thats just cruel, i'm desperate, and all you guys do is post more nipples.. as if nobody would suck on mine anyway! fucking hell, i love my nipples to be sucked on.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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is actual unconditional and unrequited love only possibble..
virgin-burner replied to virgin-burner's topic in The Bonfire
$20 and a dark alley. fucking hell, thats a bargain! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
is actual unconditional and unrequited love only possibble..
virgin-burner replied to virgin-burner's topic in The Bonfire
but-but, will my puppy be happy with catfood!? maybe cats for food yes, since she's a canine.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda