virgin-burner

thats funny! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Ok lets not exagerate now... Its only 422 KPH average speed for the measured kilometer The TOP speed at the bottom of the dive is only 325.8 MPH

I don't know about that I believe Jeanne has some kinda fastest female record how much again!? 400-something mph!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i just wrote some numbers over here! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

huh!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

baby, you're just too cool, and even more important, way to smart to handle utter bullshit. and i miss you too!

all i say is: go get your betty ready! or, try this for once: be reall aggressive, you'll have fun! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

what the fuck has happened. am i getting old or what!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

always having some absolutely unnecessary comment at hand.. always! absolutely unnecessary!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

does not anticipate time difference and "normal" working hours right, plus must be a little confused about british and swiss work mentality.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

is nursing and postwhoring at the same time.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

We can now officially stop asking why we have so many landing related injuries and fatals these days. This thread explains it quite well. However, this brings up another question: What the hell is this sport coming to. Wait...don't answer that. well, funny thing is, we hardly ever have incidents or fatalities over here. i was recommended a 150 at 60-something jumps.. but i'm also jumping on every opportunity to learn something new. i'm about to get into 90° approaches at the moment..

Does anyone have the statistics for Switzerland handy? Switzerland is high gun ownership and low gun crime. A rather simplistic half-truth. The nature of gun ownership and firearms training in Switzerland is very different from that in the USA. Apples and oranges. i wrote a huge post on that and then my internet explorer decided to fuck up on me.. basically, you can get rifle-training from as early as 15 or 16yrs old on. switzerland has a militia, so practically you'll find at least one army rifle in every household. in the last couple of years, army rifles have repeatedly been used in amok runs, random killings and cases of domestic violence. that is a rather new phenomenon. so, politicians are trying to not allow that rifle/pistol hometaking of army issued weapons anymore. why that occured, one can only speculate. maybe immigration is playing a role. that shooting-practice has a long tradition here. my shooting club is way over 100yrs old. but people wont carry their guns around, they usually stay at home, to have it loaded is forbidden.. you can take your gun to the range, the gunsmith and to your military service. carrying it around for the sake of it is not allowed. last year, 51 have been murdered, we had 152 tries. 35 times a gun has been used, 66 times a knife, and 18 times the victims got strangled. 210 violators have been named, 187 of those were male, 112 were foreigners.. switzerland has about 7'000'000 citizens. numbers for bodily harm: 9644 cases, 54 including a gun, 487 knifes, 8951 violators all together, 7643 out of those were male, 4755 foreigners.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Honey, we didn't have 7 freakin' pies. We had 8 freakin' pies. Why don't you just take your pants off. You'll feel much better. G-E-T--A--F-U-C-K-I-N-G--R-O-O-M--!-!-! now, please, will you!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

same problems! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

I thought they looked a bit like those guys outside the Queen's house. hear, hear, truer words have seldomly been spoken! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

she meant to send it to another christoph. but yea, obviously our first meeting didnt get her pregnant.. BTW, looks like i got another date out of it! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

hey now, my mom says i'm a handsome guy! she wouldnt lie to me! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

uhm.. i think she's hot already sober! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

chickens are tasty.. yummy! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

that would a silly thing to be doing.. trust me, she looks alright..

Yeah right????!!!!! That's what YOU think i've seen the pics.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i surely would of known if i've shagged her! wasnt it you that said the AA were for quitters!? dang, last time it got "out of control", i was supposed to have flirted with some pregnant bird.. fuck knows! the elbow is still hurting BTW.. Hmmmm, why do you all of a sudden have got your memory function back???? Preggos..... Seems to be quite popular in German porn, and Germany are close to what country??? please note my fine wording, "i was supposed to have flirted", what i'm trying to say is, i cant remember the actual event, i'm just depicting what my friends told me after i DD'ed them.. i am into porn, but not really preggo-porn.. altough i think pregnant woman are quite hot.. yea, germany's pretty close to sweden, right!? talking about porn, check those trailers out. some are hilarious! ***edited to add; it might be Not-So-Safe-For-Work-Maybe*** “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda