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  1. virgin-burner
    that i already have, dumbass.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. virgin-burner
    it does in fact have vents.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. virgin-burner
    no monster dildos this time, monster canopy, yes..
  4. virgin-burner
    weather's sucky here too, but nothing a latte or two wont fix.. oh, and i've just advised the bank for my new toy! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  5. virgin-burner
    kinda (mc)swervy!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. virgin-burner
    isnt that a bit fast!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. virgin-burner
    uhm, i do! err, well, i do that any day anyway.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. virgin-burner
    happy b-day!
  9. virgin-burner
    yes...he is currently up here harassing us......but we kind of like him --- No shit? Tell him "Hi" for me and hope he sticks around for the boogie. Hey, Virgin-B, stay away from my house. Valinda's not even home, yeah, that's it. Hey at least if he stays east of the Mississippi River... we are all safe. so, what you're saying is, i should skip summerfest and come to LP!? YES.... go to summerfest.... That keeps you east of the Mississippi River... There are WAY too many furiners from Canuckistan that talk funny at LP already.... The problem with VB isn't just that he talks funny, its he only knows the words fuck and bla bla bla.... fuck - you! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. virgin-burner
    yes...he is currently up here harassing us......but we kind of like him --- No shit? Tell him "Hi" for me and hope he sticks around for the boogie. Hey, Virgin-B, stay away from my house. Valinda's not even home, yeah, that's it. Hey at least if he stays east of the Mississippi River... we are all safe. so, what you're saying is, i should skip summerfest and come to LP!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. virgin-burner
    wassnt that bad.. nah, all else i wanted, i got.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  12. virgin-burner
    honestly, who was in there and gave you some butt looving!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. virgin-burner
    funny enough, its a holida and i have the day off from work, its our kind of "labours day".. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. virgin-burner
    You forgot to mention Clay And AndyCopland too. You forgot that that is my new home too. Oh yes. That's right. So has The Farm become the Fuckery Capitol of the Skydiving World? The Farm HAS BEEN the fuckery capital of the skydiving world... where have you been..??? Having Cyndi there just makes it more so farm sounds like a fun time too, i'd really have to try hard, in order to stir the pot, or actually, i could set a whole new standard in fuckery! challenging, i like challenging thing.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. virgin-burner
    almost forgot that, gums retracted, should be placing it a little different than the last time.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  16. virgin-burner
    whats wrong with either girls or guys sucking your cock, i've heard, there's guys that enjoy either the one, or the other. some do like both! still got my nipple and my cock pierced, had the eybrow too, and a couple on my lobe. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. virgin-burner
    And if all else fails, take it to Skydive Arizona and toss the stupid piece of shit out of the skyvan! but only when i can get myself a soda in freefall! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. virgin-burner
    shut the fuck up tony, MODS, he's stalking me again! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. virgin-burner
    well, been thinking about this a lot lately, last time i took it out was because i got some "wild meat" growing.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. virgin-burner
    ..at work today!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. virgin-burner
    oh, fuck you lisa! california couldnt handle a guy like me. or maybe i'm afraid in what mess i could get there! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. virgin-burner
    right, woman, get out of your closet, i know u want me badly! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  23. virgin-burner
    i'll pay you back next time i DD you.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  24. virgin-burner
    For the love of all things man, don’t encourage him!!!!!! u're right, for the love of god, i dont want to step on my cock on landing.. would a funny incident report to read for a change tough.. FFS man... Isn't it about time you give up on those "on your belly" Penguin landings by now??? hey, the hot EMT's that jump at my dz always come running for me! i gotta take what i can get.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  25. virgin-burner
    which is very unusual for that postwhoring pot-stirrer.. err, who am i telling!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda