virgin-burner

thanks for the suggestion, thats gonna look really good in the books.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Tehehehehe....like Lisa said..."you're such a DORK!!!" 200th....Congrat V-B! luvs u 2! thanks!

i'm actually picking up a fox 260 tomorrow.. but the rig is gonna be small anyway, only one chute in there.. thanks mate! after not having reached 100 jumps in my first year last year, i'm quite happy to have reached 200 the following one..

one day, when you're as awesome as me, got uber-skillz, u'll manage to squeeze those posts in during back-to-back loads, maybe, even in freefall, or on the plane.. but, rest assured, it takes a whole set of skills to reach this state of skygodness! u might be hurt or die in the process, so think about it well, assess your skills accurately, or it might be your end. its not about trying, its about doing and succeding in the first place! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

well, i'm a pussy-lover.. i got two couches, room for you in my bed, and there's a separate room to crash, i got two mats, if you guys bring on the sleeping-bags, there's room for at least four..

What are ya sayin'...she can't "crash/sleep" in yer bed, gotta use the 'other' room to get any rest?! uhm, why did you have to spill the beans exactly!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

oh, i've just changed my mind, i think in that case, no room left.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

thanks michael!

well, i'm a pussy-lover.. i got two couches, room for you in my bed, and there's a separate room to crash, i got two mats, if you guys bring on the sleeping-bags, there's room for at least four..

i'm only asking in case YOU didnt know.. thanks!

i just did that for you, honey.. oh, and ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE, GODDAMMIT!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

well, u get the 100-jump-wonders, and there are the 200-jump-jockeys.. thanks!

drop me a PM if you want to hang around with the cool cats at beromünster, i also got a couch for you to hang out. but as shropshire already has put it so nicely, i might hassle you.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

well, i'm pretty open, mail me HOW you want to be banged, i'm sure, we can figure something out between the two (?) of us.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

well, no pieing, either.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

u're married anyway.. but you guys might be into the kinky stuff, maybe we should hook up anyway!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

is it me, or do i hear this dork-comment way TOO often!? thanks hun!

weeeeeell, its pretty sickening, isnt it? i now have another 5000 posts to think about something extrordinaly outrageous to post about.. i was just so fucking happy, i couldnt resist! weekend was ARRRRRR-SUUUUUUUUUMM!!! visited a new dz friday, for one jump after like 3hrs of waiting, then managed to get on another load, which i've pulled myself off after the winds picked up badly and drank beers for safety instead, saturday a wingie-jump at *my* dz, then had to head home for a family-thing, bottlefed my godchild and got her dressed in her pj's, sunday, i've rested and drank more beer.. today i got in another 4 jumps, all tracking-dives.. and hit 201-FUCKING-JUMPS in less than two years! tomorrow i'll go sign my new work-contract, and should start there this week or week after.. after getting my car back last week, i believe life cant get any better.. well, except for the hot skychick-thingy, but u know anyway.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

well, once u've received skygod-status at over 200 jumps like me, u'll look back and think, jeeesus, that was a walk in the park. where do i get my next fix from!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

yea, you guessed right, i'm waaaaaaaaaaay over 200 officiially logged jumps now!! you bitches that dont have that yet, rest assured, i'm doing all the COOOOOL shit now, too! u can easily recognize me on the dz, i'm the dude with the cocky atitude, i'm the guy that has banged all the hot skychicks, i'm the one with the biggest wingsuit on place, the most extreme jumpsuit, the nicest collection of stickers on his helmet, and yea, i'm the one that has all the answers to those questions u've never dared to ask.. oh, and by coincidence, its my 5000th post too! now, just tell me, who's your daddy, bitch, who's your daddy!?!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i finally got my car back, got a new haircut, got a nice compliment of a national champion skydiver (yea, there's only another four besides her.. ) man, having my car back.. that sweet, little, fast ride of mine.. and being able to ride down to town, finding out the shops were closed, and just keep on riding to the next town with all the fancy gasstations with shops n'stuff, being able to buy my booze and my smokes there.. well, i felt like a complete person again!!! admittedly, the streets are a little less safer now.. well, today was just a great day!!! oh, and tuesday i'm picking my fox 260 up as well! life's fucking good at times, isnt it!?

I know what I want......and I don't lie Well, that last part might not be true is you FINALLY hitting up on me!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

BILL-FUCKING-BOOTH!! man, i really need to get rid of that death trap-javelin of mine, sed throngs are the only ones that are safe.. find out that quote!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

aah, why waste time on woman that dont fucking know either, what they want, or lie to a guy instead.. been there, done that, got the t-shirt.. oh, fuck it, i'm gone jumping! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i got an easy solution to that: post more body-shots! i mean, like shots of all sorts of parts of your body, all angles, wether with, or better yet, without clothing, that wont make you NOT boring at all.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda