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  1. virgin-burner
    Now why does than and a name like 'Virgin-Burner' make me want to piss myself. "So V-B did it burn during....or after" “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. virgin-burner
    That's just gross.. Why would they both want to sleep with *you*?!! you DONT want to know.. NONE of us want to know mate tough, you probably could learn a thing or two.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. virgin-burner
    That's just gross.. Why would they both want to sleep with *you*?!! you DONT want to know.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. virgin-burner
    this one!? Unfortunately, what they *don't* tell you is that it's like twice the size of a normal rubber-ducky and it doesn't fool anyone!! but its still cool, and oh-so-innocent.. like me! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  5. virgin-burner
    this one!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. virgin-burner
    'Moose' is also slang for an unattractive woman, so it always makes me giggle too because it's so offensive! I think it's UK-specific slang though - am I right? yea thats UK-specific... Here we call unatractive women "cows" LOL LisaH wont be happy about that! BTW, cows have beautiful eyes.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. virgin-burner
    what about a threesome with HER mom and me? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. virgin-burner
    i said sick and perverted, not sick and tired.. mate! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. virgin-burner
    Who doesn't??????? "mom, this is the girl you've always warned me about; we're going to get married!" “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. virgin-burner
    i dont give not shit for sillyness, i want me girls sick and perverted.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. virgin-burner
    it waddnt me! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  12. virgin-burner
    you're only little, err, sick, err, perverted, oh, forget it.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. virgin-burner
    awww, why would you say that!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. virgin-burner
    ..a good thing or not!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. virgin-burner
    ..in good company! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  16. virgin-burner
    uhm, why do i keep on thinking about moose-knuckles when i see all those moose-threads pop up!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. virgin-burner
    they should BAN those mooses! glad you're good!
  18. virgin-burner
    i'm a cheap whore, first place i'm looking.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. virgin-burner
    There is no keeping it down today DAMMIT! i'm happy to leave work in a couple minutes.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. virgin-burner
    thursday, bored at work, again, uh!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. virgin-burner
    yes..!?
  22. virgin-burner
    you dont happen to have one of those for sale!?
  23. virgin-burner
    30 views, no replies!? lets say i've only had 75 jumps, would i get more responses!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  24. virgin-burner
    maybe he was the writer of "the big lebowski" already.. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  25. virgin-burner
    “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda