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is it known if he was a skydiver!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

your design! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

if you cant win the race on the water, you might as well win it in court! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i dont know what's your problem; because i dont have no beef with nobody - but all you girls getting defensive proves me right in having chosen a vector! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

thatl's an awesome story - thanks for sharing!

Because the Pub's usual time is Wednesday nights.... Except when VB is getting wasted that is sooooooooooo true! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

nothing ever happens here!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

she is cute “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq3M7tuBMbY&feature=related “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Faggot. Cunt. Besides, I don't hear you complaining when I'm driving your pikey ass around in it. Plus, you gotta admit, it's very stealthy for a BASE vehicle, who on earth would guess its a few base jumpers getting into trouble ad not a soccer mom or old lady? Wanker I do complain, i complain a lot! Anyway my Mercury Sable is all pimped out now, i got one of them tape deck things that let me put the cassette in and play my ipod music through it. Dubs? Pssssh, gay. Puta. I hate to tell ya bro, you don't complain. That constant whining sound that is coming out of your mouth is called bitching, and you're worse than a woman. Poo Burglar, "I cant jump tonight my mums in town so i have to hide my rig and tell her im a guydiver, waaaa!" Sandy Vaginal hole. Nut Gobbler, "Can't tonight mate. My partner is mad at me so I have to be good for a while." PuSSiEs BIG Fugly Bastard, Nothing in this world beats the time i woke up and you had vacated the bunk room in the middle of the night "i woke up puffy and red, i couldn't breath. I washed my face but had to go home. boo fucking hoo" pUssieS BigGer Dear Jersey Fish Market Smelling Oozing Ham Wallet, What about the time you couldn't jump because you were bruised and all cut up and bleeding from getting drunk and falling down in the snow naked? or "I hate taking my hand off because it always shocks my ass!" PuSSiEs BIGeSt Gaping cum dumpster anus At least i climb that shit fast and dont sit half way up during a lightning storm, looking up at everyone else and shouting "is it windy up there?" like a retard. OR when you actually got on top and said "can i have a gear check?" and i turn around to see you standing there without any of your gear ready to check. puSiES STOOPID International Boo-Cocky Receiving Champion. How about the time we got to the bottom of a 5.5million volt power tower and saw a storm rolling in WITH a 5 mph headwind and you said "It'll be fine." Then said in the car "That was really stupid lets not tell anyone we did that" and proceed to post it all over the internet? OR How about the time you jumped that building during rush hour, put the video online, and got a call from a reporter an hour later? Huh Jeb? PuSSies...ah screw it you're an idiot Shit Eating Ass Muncher I am a changed man, i found the power of Jeebus and have changed my media whoring ways. All in all, lets just confirm that this whole thing could have been avoided if you just agreed with my original statement that your car is faggy. Also i still have your blue wanna be gang star bandanna in my car. Click Click BOOM! (also a gay song) Pussies BLue. I feel bad for all this slander, i feel like i need to make it up to you and say something nice... Your fiery red head has great tits. Pretty Prison Bitch Soap Fetcher Yes, she does have great tits. I think you're just saying that though to make up with me because in reality you started this whole fight because you are a sociopath and are insanely jealous of my awesome fixed object exits and mad aerial skills. puSsies BiG “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq3M7tuBMbY&feature=related “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

u a dirty fucking whore too!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

the girl on my right! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

MY BITCH!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i bet you dont mean ingrid.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

it is ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i'm drinking whisky-coke now, but you do get the idea..

the motherfucking PUB, motherfuckers!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

you just crack me up mate.. isnt there a website to penpal female inmates n'shit!? i'd totally do your yoga-class girl.. but hey, if you're ever around my neck of the woods, i'm shouting you a beer; or maybe two! just to see if you really were such an arse, or if you were just a scream.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

kinda reminds me of nataly! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

skydiving edition “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

best answer yet! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

that sounds like a great plot for some good ole porn! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Why yes, yes I have. Oh...you were talking to the spine guy. nm. you too!? have you done any swiss jumpers yet!? me neither! No, I have not. You too good for your own kind? nah, but the sample is much smaller scale here, so the statistical chance of me getting laid is - well - nil! I cried a little tear for you. i feel honored! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Why yes, yes I have. Oh...you were talking to the spine guy. nm. you too!? have you done any swiss jumpers yet!? me neither! No, I have not. You too good for your own kind? nah, but the sample is much smaller scale here, so the statistical chance of me getting laid is - well - nil! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda