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  1. virgin-burner
    huh!? if you scream, that's ok, but no SINGING HYMNS! it's enough if you say i was the best afterwards.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. virgin-burner
    Have you ever seen "How to lose a guy in 10 days"? I think that movie is great!!! Maybe your friend cried during sex and said she loved him. LOL is that why i'm still alone!? I hope I didn't strike a nerve. yes you have; now make up for it for paying for HOOKERS and a TON OF BLOW!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. virgin-burner
    You say that like it is a bad thing!!! i wont be there; how dangerous can it be THEN!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. virgin-burner
    No, not today but I would take a spanking over a slap any day. i'm right at your service.. uhm, how about being dick-slapped, no alternative!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  5. virgin-burner
    thank god i know when to pull out! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. virgin-burner
    nothing to be ashamed of here; about 5'11"; and well, over 8" and shiny in other places.. and i still dont get laid enough.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. virgin-burner
    ok, PUB, PUB, PUB!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. virgin-burner
    i DARE you, FUCKERS!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. virgin-burner
    nice catch! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. virgin-burner
    “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. virgin-burner
    you bought that bowling bag long time ago, right, mr. 5-jumps-a-year-skygod! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  12. virgin-burner
    just made me think of homer simpson.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. virgin-burner
    Have you ever seen "How to lose a guy in 10 days"? I think that movie is great!!! Maybe your friend cried during sex and said she loved him. LOL is that why i'm still alone!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. virgin-burner
    chances are less likely it will fail, since your main already failed; it's a broken parachute, it should go! at least that's what i would do.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. virgin-burner
    step 1.) go and see your doctor step 2.) ask him for chantix step 3.) quit smoking for good step 4.) go from there “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  16. virgin-burner
    poor kid's getting stabbed so much on gun control, he had to pass it on to someone.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. virgin-burner
    it has already happened.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. virgin-burner
    how YOU doin'!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. virgin-burner
    i think you're ranting on about the wrong guy, seriously.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. virgin-burner
    you should give your friend my phone-number; apparently, i'm known to be promiscuous and nailing everything that moves! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. virgin-burner
    completely agree with this; i think there was some dangerous "advice" further up; you do have a reserve for something, better use it! if you cant "trust" your reserve, you better shoot yourself in the head next time you're under canopy.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. virgin-burner
    save the packjob! while you're at it.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  23. virgin-burner
    they're nice rigs; there are other nice rigs, too! i just happen to have bought one from them, and, i'm very happy with it! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  24. virgin-burner
    Where exactly are you referring to, the main,reserve? both, but mainly the main.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  25. virgin-burner
    it has a lot of wrinkles; i've hardly seen a rig with as many wrinkles as yours has! i dont know what else to say.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda