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  1. Oh yeah, the famous swedish hairy doughnuts! Now I'm hungry again... Since it's Raggmunk Day, I think I'm gonna stick to the theme and make some Rösti this evening. i'm thinking about rösti and pork-sausage with onion-sauce all day today already.. I'm hungry... what is rösti? Feel free to cook some for me! kind of like hash-brown; just much better! feel free to come over; we'll talk about my needs then.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. Please tell to my friend who got raptured lung and broken tooth on Sabre openings. i'm not surprised, a FRIEND of yours; not a FRIEND of a FRIEND!? how much time did your friend take to pack his canopy, or did he just stuff it!? i know of a guy that broke his ribs and his teeth too, but it WASNT on a sabre but a pilot i believe! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. Now I'm drooling on my keyboard. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. i'm getting HUNGRY.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  5. Oh yeah, the famous swedish hairy doughnuts! Now I'm hungry again... Since it's Raggmunk Day, I think I'm gonna stick to the theme and make some Rösti this evening. i'm thinking about rösti and pork-sausage with onion-sauce all day today already.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. Do you work with Homer Simpson? how do you know!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. nope, its not - here! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. I've got 500 on a Sabre 135, and 1000 on a 107, and I think stuffing the nose into the center cell and rolling the tail is a shit way to 'fix' the problem. I outlined the different ways to alter the canopy to get good openings upthread. If a canopy does not return good openings with a clean pack job and a seated, quartered slider, than you need to change the canopy, not just roll it up into a tighter bundle and hope it stays that way until you slow down a bit. dave, i havent quoted you there, have i!? and yes, a properly packed sabre wont hurt you.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. obviously, i must not oppose it; yet i think, it's way better than burning fosil fuels for simple electric power.. and i dont want our beautiful landscapes have windmills all over the place.. and against popular belief, it's much safer than most people would think! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. Sure. Did you know, Sir that we can prevent earthquake with goat sh1t? There is device which suppose to control the speed of the opening, than why not fix that instead of using tricks? let me guess; you've never jumped a sabre, yet you know all about it!? all the people i know that talk shit about this canopy have NEVER jumped one, they always only "heard of someone".. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. God. I'm starving. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  12. not what's on your mind; what's on your homepage! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. What has she done from a charitable stand point? Just a simple question. http://philanthropy.com/news/updates/4219/barack-and-michelle-obama-donated-60307-to-charity-in-2006 “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. yup “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. i hate to say it, but i think turkey is hot! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  16. nuclear power pays my bills and funds my skydiving addiction!
  17. 15/20 “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. what's a saber1!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. 200 jumps and no fancy sliders n'shit; and i'm still fine and alive! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. did u distribute free blowjobs to the homeless guys!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. virgin-burner

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    are you discriminating against uncircumsised penises!? no. just REAL mushrooms. thank god! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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    they're after you! Oh great. Something else to add to the scary clown dreams!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  23. virgin-burner

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    are you discriminating against uncircumsised penises!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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    I just saw mushrooms in my backyard yesterday that look like uncircumsized penises. I was like "WTF??". they're after you! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda