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  1. virgin-burner
    now this is your chance; just send me a PM, and u will get my private #! there, it's all i can do right now.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. virgin-burner
    they let you jump a 245 now!? sheesh! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. virgin-burner
    so the thing with your hot-ass engineering wife went down the toilet; got a phone-number to verifiy this with her!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. virgin-burner
    LAME!!! You are just jealous you did say it first... did i!? i need proof.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  5. virgin-burner
    go to lodi or 'snore instead! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. virgin-burner
    LAME!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. virgin-burner
    fucking cows! i got a nice skydiving smurf from lisa that has enough skydives to pass AFF already, and since those were there the jumps with my new, tiny rig, i'll keep him in my jumpsuit for the remainder of my jumping-career! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. virgin-burner
    you just owe me a new keyboard! ey, lets check it out; if i can stick my small in dick in your asshole by surprise, it really must be small! dare!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. virgin-burner
    Don't tell students that, they may have learned differently, or not. Leave emergency procedures to their own instructors. Also, I happen to know a girl who is alive because she DIDN'T cutaway her main when she didn't have to: stuck pilotchute followed by reserve pull but due to a rigging error no reserve either, she got the main out eventually, she had no other option. bad, bad RIGGER then.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. virgin-burner
    Posted by "virgin-burner" I find your comment very ironic. Hmmmmmm good stuff! yet, u clearly dont know where i'm coming from; great, stay ignorant to your fellow "friends".. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. virgin-burner
    ALWAYS cutaway before you ever think of your reserve; always! that is, if you're still above your hard-deck, and havent done anything to get your main out.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  12. virgin-burner
    him still be jumping!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. virgin-burner
    why, oh WHY i ask!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. virgin-burner
    did he hit the pea-gravel!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. virgin-burner
    What's his name? Maybe a little public humiliation will shape 'em up. Hehe. It could be a him or a her. And no names will be given. Drat! Smart cookie... Yes. I'm smarter than the average skydiver. maybe THAT's the problem! Funny if you're smarter, maybe you shouldnt skydive, AT ALL!!! oh, and it's "THAN".. maybe you're not SO smart after all; keep skydiving!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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    What's his name? Maybe a little public humiliation will shape 'em up. Hehe. It could be a him or a her. And no names will be given. Drat! Smart cookie... Yes. I'm smarter then the average skydiver. maybe THAT's the problem! Funny if you're smarter, maybe you shouldnt skydive, AT ALL!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. virgin-burner
    wow, u're even more twisted than i'd ever IMAGINED.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. virgin-burner
    yay for 12yrs in the sport, 500 jumps AND an instructional rating.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. virgin-burner
    actually, you ARE!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. virgin-burner
    not THIS time anyway.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. virgin-burner
    i just had a dream in which my rig went for a ride on it's own - seems, i'm not taking it out as much as i should! good thing tough, the rig seems to have an onboard-camera; so i kinda knew where it went down and collected it.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. virgin-burner
    suicidal cows in switzerland think they watched too many BASEjumpers, but either just forget to sit through an FJC or simply forgot their rigs.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  23. virgin-burner
    do you REALLY wonder!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  24. virgin-burner
    What's his name? Maybe a little public humiliation will shape 'em up. Hehe. It could be a him or a her. And no names will be given. Drat! Smart cookie... Yes. I'm smarter then the average skydiver. maybe THAT's the problem! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  25. virgin-burner
    funny stuff, really.. just overheard one of those bowling-speeches the other day at the dz, before i've read this thread; i didnt even think that was possible, but apparently, it happens once or twice every year.. the guy i've mentioned did like his 11th tandem later on in the day.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda