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did you mean you're an idiot ?? classic, dorkzone-style, means your! thank god we have the swiss around, they speak AND write a decent english; to be honest, i figured it would take longer for someone to figure it out.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

äääätsch! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

reading around here teaches mostly three things: "use the search-function", "you will die" and the classic "your an idiot"! maybe one should have to do a written test in english first in order to be able to post here; together with an IQ-test? nah, that would rule out pretty much everyone then.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

there, fixed it for you! +1 V3!!!!!! Infinity- is the most uncomfortable container that I have ever jumped with, felt like I had a wood plank on my back. Mirage G4- is the softest most comfortable container that I have jumped with. Vector3- is comfortable and has some great features that the other containers don't: magnetic riser covers +1, Skyhook +2, I also like the internal kill-line in the bridal for the collapsible PC. have you seen anything else on a more or less modern container!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

pretty much the same applies here for what i know; but no-one would ever really mind if i carried my sig-550 into a shop and bought a pack of crackers.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

that's why k, that was funny as hell. to the OP, go with the infinity, you can't go wrong. great product, great service. yea, go with the death trap, u know, wiki is NEVER wrong.. so is this forum! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

that's why “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

there, fixed it for you! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

and if everyone jumps off a cliff.. you're the first to go right after!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

doesnt matter anyway if you're jumping rounds.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

who dat!? You know hookers dont like telling people their names! oh! why does everyone seem to know my name then!? Because, you're just a slut!! oooooooohhh... BUSTED! but hey, bet my life's more awesome than yours!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

dont you worry dude, honestly, i jump a 119er at an almost 1.8 WL on a safire2, was thinking about a 135 stiletto at an about just as outraging WL, but thought, i'd rather get a more modern design.. we all fuck up at a certain point, some walk away from it, if it was painful enough, some of us will even learn from that experience.. LIVE by that; and give a rat's ass about what you happen to read on dorkzone.. post less, jump more often; it will get you further.. and hey, robinheid has to say a couple things about it, by about ten times fold the experience i have..

who dat!? You know hookers dont like telling people their names! oh! why does everyone seem to know my name then!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

who dat!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

THAT is the heart of making skydiving grow... tell 'em they can be jumping highly loaded (sort of) ellipticals in no time, and it will even work in europe! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Bro this is more fun than walking into the local Lane Bryant with a size 4 girl eating a Big Mack asking if they carry anything in her size! (If you haven't tried it you really should! The looks of death you get is almost worth getting security called on your ass!) I can't help it but Mondays....I just turn evil . No really darlings, if we men must look at what's inside that counts....well shouldn't you? I mean there are thousands and thousands of unwashed over weight stinky and slightly out of work men out there looking for love or some level of human contact! If we men must lower our visual requirements then....well maybe....you should do the same! Infact.....I'm going to call your bluff! Post photos of you and pudgy men of low income! Prove to us dogs that you....really do care what lies within and now what is on the outside. Ladies! Stop talking the talk and start walking the walk! Start chasing over weight stinky and slightly out of work men out there looking for love or some level of human contact! ps Eastern European girls.....gggggrrrr! So sexy! So much fun! Look for them in Brooklyn. Apparently they grow on trees there! it can all be found on the interwebz “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

So if I'm to lower my standards........(skinny girl who isn't bat shit crazy).....when will you ladies lower your standards and go for pudgy guys with poor hygiene? After all it's an equal opportunity world here. edit, Speaking to a friend who is a Chem E regarding body type and location of birth and she really had some interesting thoughts as to the type of food we eat here in the states as kids and how they alter how our bodies develope. Where by in the EU the food is resher and lower in artifical colors and every one walks or bikes to and from work and school while we in the US eat way too much processed food and drive to and from every location. You don't have to lower your standard. Just lower your expectations :) there's something for everyone “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

our DZ did a billboard-advertisement all over about a year back or two; worked pretty well!

Thanks for making my point! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

fucked up, isnt it!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

well, we havent met up yet, have we!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

just eat a lot more, gain a couple lbs's, and you're fine! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

A well trained and educated eyeball. How can I educate and train my eyeball? Mine only recognizes three altitudes: up high, nearly there and oh shit. My main alti is a Viplo FT50. I think the face is clearer on the FT50 than an Altimaster Galaxy and it's just as tough. as brian germain has put it so eloquently in his world-famous book "the parachute and it's pilot", and re-urgitated loosely of what i remember: "when everyone in aviation, pilots of all kinds, rely on their instruments, why do we as skydivers think we're so much better than them!?".. me, i rely not only on TWO audibles, a solo and an optima, plus, i have an N3 on my wrist; that stopped working not too long ago since i've had it in my car and bla-bla-bla.. the acumulator decided to take a crap on me.. and only THEN i was very happy to have a viplo ft-50 in my gear-bag, an analogue altimeter that served me well.. of course not as shiny and fancy-pansy as the N3, but yea, it even worked without power of any sorts..