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lethal, very lethal, hope she has a permit for those... ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

bingo - und wänn du keini gägner meh häsch, isch es easy s'gfühl z'ha, du chasch mache was du wottsch. D'amis händ vielfach kai ahnig was usserhalb vo ihrne 4 wänd alles abgaht und die informatione wo sie überchömed chasch schlicht wäg nöd bruche. Aber äbe, drum gang ich lieber go springe als go politisiere, da gsesch wenigschtens en erfolg... ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

thank you, thank you, thank you - so much for me making a complete idiot of myself oh well I'll have to do better next time... ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

...but if he doesn't give a shit, why does he veto pretty much every UN resolution that would put pressure against Israel? ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

"How to Poop at Work We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the 2001 Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure. ESCAPEE. Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with ESCAPEE). Definition: When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY FLUSH. Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME. Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER. Definition: A colleague who poops at work and damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom. THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN). Definition: A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVENS. Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. TURD BURGLAR: Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO-COUGH. Definition: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover- up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE. Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. WATERMELON. Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANA OMELET. Definition: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire. UNCLE TED. Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees. FLY BY. Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom." ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

Guess my name ... and I don't sleep with people, I'd rather stay awake with them and have some fun. I mean, what's the point of having this hot chick with you and all you want to do is sleep? What a concept. ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

...wieso so agressiv? mir händs ja au nöd besser, nur das eusi pfiifene in bern de arsch voll händ und nöd chönnd anestah und säge was sach isch. muesch es ja em hinterschte und letzschte chönne rächt mache und wehe du machsch d'schnurre uf und saisch öppis schlächts über irgend so en looser und scho wirsch wäge rassismus vor de kadi zoge. isch doch au super, oder? ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

you have to be open to all matter of new things that might cross your way Hey, it's like getting on a plane and the pilot it telling you, that today you're gonna jump out of 20'000 feet. Look for the CO2 Mask and get ready for the ride of your life. Oh and dress warm... ...and by the way - I don't smoke - I just like to tease about it. ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

Yo- go easy on the furniture here! It's not because the "class politique" sucks, that all Americans will fall under the same category. My point is, that Mr. Bush wants to go after Iraq not because it's a threat against the US but because some very powerful jewish Americans are afraid, that Saddam might attack Israel and/or that Israel might lose it's power monopoly in the region. Fact is, that US, European or any other Country Leaders will do just what will suit their own interest and to some point not even their countries but more their personal or economical interests. Being brought up in Switzerland, you should know, that it takes guts taking a stand and many Politicians are lacking this feature. They would rather weasel their way out of any sort of confrontation. ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

I'm sorry, but your biltong kind of sounds like bong to me. Are you sure, that you can't smoke it?!? HH is up already? He's either just going to bed or a very early riser. Guess he's got to change the backup tapes on the server Or must be desperate to catch the first load in the morning... Coming to think of it. Anybody out there in the mood for some air? I'm just organizing the next load, who is packed and ready to go? ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

The funny is, that very often the ones that are screaming the loudest about being treated unfair, can treat each other like shit and that of course, is ok... So what do we learn from that? Right - I don't give a shit about it and say what I think. ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

I should've known better. After spending some time in Atlanta and enjoying the southern hospitality and having some family in Louisiana and Mississippi. Did you know that Saddam was a Yankee? ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

mhm, sounds like you were still hunting for food in the ol' days. To bad that those days are over. You might be losing some important survival skills Got a good laugh about your "Bimbo" - this would be politically very incorrect over here, as it is a not very nice way how we address native Africans... ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

uuuhhh, can you smoke that stuff? looks like something that got squeezed out of a bar of cannabis I guess with all the nice and healthy food, the whisky will be a must just to stay upright. So, a dodge part of town? Is it like you drive in with your car and walk out with nothing but your underwear? Or just a place to party from sunset to sunrise? ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

my deepest apology to a confederate, please excuse my ignorance ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

The yanks are sleeping, the moderators too. Let's party! Any suggetions? I'm just putting the cyber-booze in the fridge, who's bringing the snacks? How about some salmon from ernokaikkonnen and some ostrich-eggs from bluefinger for some french toast? Any fish n' chips from the UK? Anything from Down Under? c'mon let's get it started! ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

...wearing padding and tight pants and putting colour on your face to look mean and have big bellied men in zebra shirts running around with a yellow hanky looking out of their back pocket... ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

Clay, why is it, that everybody is complaining about it but is not willing to do something about it? I mean the US calls itself a democracy - I don't see where that would fit in, but if that would be the case, the people would have the power to change things... I mean you have been outside the US, doesn't it scare you sometimes to see how people just stop taking responsibilities for their on life and depend on others to do it for them? ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

http://www.nzz.ch/english/index.html mirror.co.uk and I'm sure you can find many others too. ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

US football actually it's Rugby for puffs, I mean please don't hurt me and/or they're afraid of being sued for bodily harm... I always wonder, do the players have to sign a waiver too befor they play? only real men play Rugby btw - I think the shirt could be from the scottish team... ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

As my wife just got back from the US, she being US citizen, it was interesting to hear her comment about the fact, that she was scared driving down the road and getting hit by some stupid fuck and get sued for no legit reason. There is no way in hell I would put my ass in a plain in the US, knowing that there is a potential looser that has his/her brain turned off, just to switch it back on and drag me to the cleaners because she/he followed me to close under canopy and had a shaky landing and got fouled up. It seems to me, that sueing people in the US has become more of a sport for people who have shit for brains. I'm gonna sit in my bunker and wait for the hate missiles to hit home... ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

It does not take any military experience to figure out, when power in politics are being abused. I would suggest, that where it is available, go and read some online newspapers that are not US based and try to get an outside-picture of the whole thing. I think a lot of US citizens would be horrified to find out, that there is a strong missmatch between what they are getting "news-fed" and what is being told in countries outside the US about the same subject. ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination

I think it used to be a UK soccer team shirt...the picture has been around for a while... ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination