Phil

please post the exact coordinates so that we can put it into the plane's GPS for the injump or should we just follow the smoke signal and look for the beer truck? I like my giraffe medium or well done please. blue ones Phil

There were two little boys sitting on the street corner and one little boy says to the other: "My butt is asleep." The other boy answers, "I know, I just heard it snore." ********************************************* WHAT IS SUCCESS? At age 4, a success is... not peeing in your pants At age 12, a success is... having friends At age 16, success is... getting a driver's license At age 20, success is... having sex At age 30, success is... having tons of money At age 40, success is... having tons of money At age 50, success is... having sex At age 60, success is... getting a driver's license At age 70, a success is... having friends At age 80, a success is... not peeing in your pants ********************************************* A Talking Chicken One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. ************************************************** Teenagers When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes,honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied,"but what is growing in your butt?" ********************************************** blue ones and cold beer Phil

any problem with the outside cell not inflating? blue ones Phil

all I'm, saying is that the misogyny and homophoby that exists in the real world exists in our community too... ______________________________________________ amen and even more so IMHO, just on other levels. Never made fun of somebody with 140 lbs on a PD 240? C'mon we take the piss out of each other always in good faith, that the other one will get the joke. Fact is, that very often they don't and wont admit it because the are to flippin proud and go home pissed of. Or do I see that wrong? blue ones Phil

My Mom always said it was really big _______________________________ that was then, you have grown since then, what about IT? Is your Mom still telling you that it's really big?

well for some dogs this will be the largest window to stick their nose out and flip their ears and as soon you hit the ground they lick your face and run back to the plane. For others you might feel something wett on your jumpsuit... As they used to jump with dogs to go search in avalanges or in the woods I guess the dogs can get used to it. ...get ready to get burned later on today as all the hootch, lady and the tramp lovers will give you their 2cts worth... blue ones Phil

Hey lazerq3 - do they allow tv on sunday in Utah except for General conference? blue ones Phil

I'm looking for some input from skydivers that have jumped the sabre2 and their experience with it. There isn't much in the Gear section so maybe I have more luck here. ...is there anybody out there?... blue ones Phil

I'm gonna get SOOO busted if she reads this!! lol) _____________________________________________ just get her a drink or two before you let her get to the computer. Did you mean the 6 inch stilettos boots that go over the knee? Yeah they're ok together with the leather outfit and the whip. I see where you're coming from. I'll be looking for some postings from you later on to see what your state of health is. c u Phil

no, I''m just relying on my animal magnetism (and a got set of chains).. yeah good lad, just make sure, that the chain is not to long, they can get nasty if you let them to much room. It should reach from the bedroom to the kitchen. An other thing is cutting of the toes so that she can stand closer to the kitchen sink. c u Phil

Thats why I got Karen drunk when we met! and - do you have to keep the drunk level high enough so that she will stay? blue ones Phil

Just found a old add (see attachment) and I was wondering, if there was a relation between skydiving / Beer / SEX. Well after hours, days, weeks (you get the point) of studies on the DZ and of course in this forum I have come to the conclusion that all ugly skydivers need to drink beer to get laid while the good looking ones need to drink so that the ugly ones start to look good. I'm open for suggestions.

didn't know that there was a max age for skydiving otherwise I'm sure we can flog you a dive one way or the other...

that's why you have front risers - to make it down faster otherwise just land in the next valley and catch a train back. Phil

It's about 50' from here to Innsbruck. Next time you come over to good ol Europe drop in and I'll show you around the few DZ's. Actually the closest on is in Austria about 20' away from my home but my friends are all down south. So then - go enjoy your Rolling Rock. Phil

But not too many outs.... : ) sorry it's late over here - what do you mean?

"If you can find a nice picture of a horse's ass you could put Clay's mug up there!!" now is that insulting a horse's ass or Clay ??

I wish, (unless you know how to unscramble that stupid signal no we have to pay for movie channels just like you do. The fun part is that we can get tv stations from all over europe. from portugal over the uk germany and down to greece and turkey. Amazing all the bullshit they can air. Don't forget that here all the movies are dubbed in german or any other language. And that sucks big time. so while you go and drink your bud I'll go and drink my feldschloesschen c u Phil

it's fantastic, with the lake and all

sorry, but that's about the only way I can get the mug shot to you. c u phil

"Currently living at the Swiss / Austrian border" ...will do - I guess just gonna have to open a new thread - in the meantime here is a shot over our DZ in the south part of Switzerland. Blue ones Phil

I have it and the only thing I will say to it - DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY !!! Nice box etc. but it's just very boring. The filming is great but it looks like it was done 5 years ago. I was very disappointed. C U Phil

Well Born in Bern / Switzerland Currently living at the Swiss / Austrian border Current home DZ Paracentro Locarno First jump at the Paracentro Locarno June 2. 1990 blue ones Phil

an other reason is perhaps that african american don't need to jump out of planes, they just jump up to the hoops. So that we can get some "air" we need a plane and a parachute. They just need Nike. (and now go and burn me...). Where I'm from we have people from Italy, Germany, Austria and from all over the world and we don't care what color he/she wears as long as they can say "BEER"!!! C U Phil

...that's it? And I was looking for some blood and guts. c u Phil