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He he .... taurean here too! Kerry

and they don't even really enforce it that well. I've got speeding fines in the post that I haven't paid for, usually because I don't have a cheque book and I dont have time to drive all the way to the area where the infringement took place. So I wait for the 3rd set of summons, pop into my nearest police station and pay there, but that's usually months and months later. The last ticket I got was well over a year ago and I still haven't paid it, and have heard nothing more ..... Kerry

Mwaaahaaaaahaaaaaahaaa ROTFLMAO! Thanks Nac, I'd almost forgotton about that one! Kerry

so what DO they consider to be extreme? Kerry

I thought it was a pretty damn good description, IMHO Kerry

Our club does jumps at La Mercy (beach jumps next to the lagoon) from time to time, so once you've got your B, make a plan

Hey Frosty! where's your home DZ? Harare? My dad used to jump at Delport back in the good old days ..... Welcome! Kerry

No Gerb, they don't know me .... yet but the skydiving community in SA is so small I'm bound to bump into them at some stage or another .... Welcome CraigSA and your mate Xtreme SA! I jump at PPC in Maritzburg .... so if you're ever in the area .... Kerry

Ha! Sorry to rub it in, but I'm not. I'm not skydiving either, seeing as I'm 4hrs from the nearest DZ, but have spent the last two days kayaking and abseiling Kerry

candles, tshirts, a bag thingy, more candles, chocolate, so much chocolate I couldn't eat it all (had to share), but the best two pressies .... an absolutely stunning landscape my mom painted (oils) of a stormy African plain, and ...... *drum roll* .... from my dad the ex-skydiver ..... *drum roll* .... A JUMPSUIT! Kerry

I've seen people allowing their toddlers to STAND on the front seat, hands on the dashboard, noses practically touching the windscreen, with an empty babyseat in the back. I usually make my opinion known, and the usual response is a dirty look or a zap sign. Some people aren't fit to be parents imho Kerry

I've also got a Peanut! Also tortoiseshell, but I think she's a witch cat - we had a huge storm last night, very noisy. While her brother was beside himself, little Peanut was outside having a ball! She came in AFTER the rain stopped, purring and looking very chuffed with herself ..... Kerry

rugby players do have nice bums .... but as for the players in the scrum? naaah they tend to develop cabbage ears .... Give me a back any day (as long as his name's not Percy!) Kerry

Cricket ... hmmmmm .... One day internationals only ... with lots of beer .... Rugby .... now we're talking Kerry

you're kidding right? Just please please don't tell me you have a fluffy dashboard and a gilt tissue box in your back window .... Kerry

Faithless - If loving you is wrong .... Kerry

16 hours ago (PS: Ferdi - I'm finally off the rope!) Kerry

oh gee, what made you ask that Gerb? Some days I am, some days I'm not .... quite normal I suspect ... Kerry

oops, I'm hearing an echo .... Kerry

While I was "flying" down the road yesterday i.e., 10 mph over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find a a cop with a radar gun on the other side laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The cop was stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge....." Traffic Ticket: $95.00 Court Costs: $45.00 The Look on that Cop's Face: PRICELESS Kerry

Rhodesia, Malawi, back to Zimbabwe, South Africa (Eastern Cape, Northern Province, Northern Natal, Northern Province, Natal) Been in Durban since '95, and it's the longest I've lived in one town Kerry

Gotta love Dads, mine calls me Goofball .... Kerry

yeah Scratch .... shopping in Mitchell's Plein is a breeze Edit: forgot the damn attachment Kerry

For once in my life I wish I was average Kerry

to be honest, I dont know. Diwali, very bright! and lots of nummy sweets Kerry