JohnnyD
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>I prefer NO cologne at all - just a man's natural scent So, YOU'RE the one I've been waiting for all these years?
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Young Viking, there is so much to be learned. Downtown San Diego. The Pedicab. Its a three-wheeled bicycle with a seat for two in the back. A pretty convenient means of transportation for downtown SD. Lots of inebriated women in their prime (is that post coming back to you?). Go downtown and get yourself one of these jobs. Its a Friday and Saturday night gig. I guarantee rsults.
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>well like the sunnyone said its all a ploy to get the ladies Damnit man! You don't need a ploy, women can smell that a mile away - like its a bath and body works or something. YOU NEED 'TUDE. Chicks dig it. Sack up. Go to bath and body works and buy some nice smelling stuff - like a real man. Then get some wanton female to rub it all over you. Sure, your friends will laugh at you, but at least you won't be a virgin.
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One word: Pedicab Get ourself downtown and get your 22 year old legs on a pedicab. Have protection (from chafing - please people). Everything else will take care of itself.
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>popular post viking, just imagine if you werent able to post this you wouldnt be getting so much attention from these lovely ladies! Another lesson to be learned young Viking: Sympathy sex is still sex. YEEHAW!!!!
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>Ok guys, enough already! But thanks for the compliments well deserved. good form.
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Ah young Viking, if you had any idea what you were missing.... Contemplate that. How would your life be different if you were pristine?
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>you gonna share or not? No young Viking. One of the first things you should take to heart on your way to being defiled is: Never kiss and tell. A woman has to have standards and if it gets around that she had had her good name draped across some young man's hairy ass, shell never spank you and make you call her mommy again. But Gypsy IS really hot.
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Gypsy is a hottie confirmed through pictorial evidence. Pony up!
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>guess you really did like the pic I sent and weren't pulling my chain Not yours, mine
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>i can curse like a sailor with a REALLY thick southern accent Nope. You'll just sound like a truck driver with a bad attitude. Be calm. Be casual. Be yourself. And don't be too eager. Women respond quite well to a bit of poor treatment.
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>aww shucks i don't think i could properly capture your charm, wit, and most of all beauty. AW SHUCKS?? Here's the problem! Exactly what type of girl are you trying to attract? Aw shucks probably isn't going to cut it. You need to attract 100% died in the wool freaks! I'm talkin' about girls with some serious issues looking to punish a 22 year old virgin. Trade in the aw shucks!
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>dove is a real catch Can't vouch for that, but she sure talks the talk. Gypsy on the other hand........ Call the lawyers and hock the wedding band...YEEHAW!!!
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>Come and get it you punk! I'm right here - all puckered up! Viking - a lesson here. If you can take it easy, you might as well take it twice!
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>I don't have a camera but I'll smile for yours!!! Don't believe her. I'm still waiting for my kiss pass.
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>Viking .. it's worh the wait NO WAY! You're 22. You're at your peak. Girls don't hit their prime 'till they're in their 30's. Yours is passing you buy. Get out there and have as much meaningless, anonymous sex as possible. One shot can cure almost anything these days! Go get 'em tiger!
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1. I want to get some of Bill von's woodwork for my house. 2. Whats wrong with graduating high school and still being a virgin? 3. If you're jonesin' that bad, we can jump the border, head to Adalita's, knock it out (so to speak), grab a beer and be back in no time.
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Thank you all for the good info. I still think not rotating the bag looked like a great idea - lines and bridle were very clean and the bag was in a better position to deploy. Its too bad there is no way I can do this with my rig. Maybe its time to get a new one.
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Uh oh! I was told by the person with the rig that the bag was designed to fit straight into the container without rotating. The bag really appeared as if it was not meant to be rotated and it seemed like such a good idea that I was considering buying one myself. Is not rotating the bag dangerous or otherwise unadvisable?
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There is one new one on the DZ and it is NICE. I especially like the way the bag fits into the container. No rotating. Why didn't I think of that?
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What ares in the States will you be going to? I'm sure there are alot of people coast to coast that would like to drain a beer with you!
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I'm a freak, touch me (always followed by "not there") Who farted Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs Tattooed white trash I look better naked Who's your daddy FREAK (upside down) I'm your mom's pimp
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Most of my jumps are with students or male friends. No such luck. Viking? Suggestions? Bueller? Anyone?
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>I gotcher kiss pass right here!!!! Right here is a long way from where I am. Can a brother get a kiss pass over here??
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Always protect the camera!