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Thanks for the suggestion. I'll just get a slave to take my laundry down to the river and wash it. Everyone knows that the stone/river model requires at least one slave. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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You do have a point! And how can it be, if stumbling across porn on the internet is such a big problem, that I have never accidentally opened a porn site? I'm talking never ever, and I use the internet a lot. It's about knowing how to use the internet. This is pretty much like finding your way around a big city. You wouldn't let a 6 year old find out about that on his own? He could end up anywhere. Filters and legal bans are proven to not work, teaching children how to use the internet might work. Or maybe it's just a bad idea to leave children alone and unattended in front of a computer with an internet connection? These suggestions require time and attention from the parents. Having some sort of "magic software" to do the work seems like an easy solution. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Wow! 30 years! And mine was only 6 years old. Stupid plastic thing. Good thing I didn't just put it on and left, that's the way a lot of fires start. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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With my vast knowledge and experience of piloting....
pinkfairy replied to Andy_Copland's topic in The Bonfire
Wow, Andy! You find a lot of weird stuff on the internet! And look at your jump numers! You're practically a skygod now! Welcome back! -
good, I'll connect it to the power again, then!
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Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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I've got a really technical question for you all: If the washing machine suddenly makes big "clicking sound" and takes the power down, and then goes on to smell like burnt plastic, could it be that it is broken? Well, laugh, please, I need a laugh, this was the last thing I needed. I think I'll go and revive a rant thread! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Let's start a thread about non-topic threads like this one. Let's keep this non thread alive by posting more in it! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Welcome to the sport of skydiving. You can generally expect about 95 % waiting, 4% packing, and 1% jumping. And that includes the airplane ride. (Edited for spelling). Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Well, serously, you get 1xbody. With faults and flaws, and no warranty, not even a warning label. Some things you can improve, other things you just have to learn to live with. Boobs are in that second cathegory, Just MHO It's OK, Tony, I'm not posting mine either Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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I don't mind seeing some man-boobs. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Hey! Making malicious software for those would be a blast! Waking people up at 3 AM! I'm sure there are a lot of other possibilities! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Bah, that's not really geeky. That's just another tamagotchi. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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My friend had 37 jumps, came home from DZ saying: "NoshitthereIwas... I'd just thrown out my pilot, and nothing happened. The ground was coming up fast, so I figured it was time to use the reserve, I landed it in a hole in the dense forest, then I got back to the DZ and bought a case of beer!" Me: "Cool!" No, really, I've always had a bad case of bird envy. I've always wanted to do some aerial sports, and thought about learning to fly an airplane, but I knew in my heart that I wanted to get closer to the element I'm in than that. I don't want to sit in a box. Then I had a friend who skydived, I had a tandem, and loved it, so I did AFF directly afterwards. When I do good freefall maneuvres I feel like I'm flying. I just stretch out my arms and steer, just like in my dreams. I know I'm approaching earth at roughly 120 mph, and I only get a minute or so, but it still feels like flying
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Look, girl: Silicone is for lubricating cutaway cables and glueing aquariums together. It is not for putting inside the body! Something you should think about when getting a boob job, is that is has to be refreshed every 10 years or so. Expensive, risky, and painful. I'm an AA, og possibly an AAA, I dunno, I don't wear a bra, and I'm happy with it. If I hadn't done AFF last year, I would afford a boob job. Probably as expensive and risky, but as fun? I don't think so! I think you look fabulous on the pic, BTW! I mean, really, where do these thoughts come from? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Hey, I get free SPAM every day! PM me if you want some! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Yeah, sure, when I was
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All these bread recipes get even cheaper if you make the bread yourself. I did that when I was a really broke student. I even went out and picked berries and made jam Everything also becomes much cheaper if you use your freezer to take care of food you can't eat at once, and then take it out when you're ready to use it. Food bought in small, single user packages is expensive. Spaghetti with just a little tomato sauce and some grated cheese is pretty cheap, and good. I'm lucky and have several cheap vegetable stores in my neighboorhood. Cheap cauliflower is a great addition to any cheap dinner. Buying real food instead of beer and chocolate is also generally a great idea, but is not fun. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Hey, make a video from that, I wanna watch! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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I'd like to take this opportunity to Welcome back Andy C
pinkfairy replied to Squeak's topic in The Bonfire
So what's the dark side? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? -
Good that they find a way to recycle the puppies, then. Good that they think about the environment. oooh, yummy, now I want chinese food too! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Things that sound dirty at the DZ, but aren't...
pinkfairy replied to mattyblast's topic in The Bonfire
Hey! many of those are actually dirty, we were supposed to post things that only sounds dirty! You're cheating! "I like it when it looks like Angelina Jolies lips with the lines coming out in the middle. Actually it looks like another part of Angelina, but I'll try to stay decent" (Myself when I'd finally gotten the baggings of the pink student's canopy right). Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? -
I'd like to take this opportunity to Welcome back Andy C
pinkfairy replied to Squeak's topic in The Bonfire
What is SDC? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? -
I'd like to take this opportunity to Welcome back Andy C
pinkfairy replied to Squeak's topic in The Bonfire
I miss Andy. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? -
Why isn't this in "Safety & Training", "General skydiving discussions" or even "places to jump"? Shit does happen at 120 mhp. Or even at slower speeds. There will always be incidents. I personally don't want to go to a larger DZ than the one I'm currently jumping at. That's just my decicion. I'm a newbie and don't want to have to handle more traffic than 20xpeople and 1x aircraft. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?