pinkfairy
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No shit? Nigerian? Well, that's a surprise! Got a standing offer to go to nigeria for my company. Apart from all the policemen and other officials that has to be bribed, the criminal gangs that kidnap foreigners, the malaria, the airplanes and choppers that sometimes fall out of the sky, it's supposed to be pretty nice. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Oh shit, not ANOTHER intelligence/orientation test. Well, I'll do it, or I will get no food. Well, better than the poisenous food tests anyway! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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I love Pilsner Urquell. The real, original lager beer! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Oh shit! Poor Andy! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Oh, my not very subtle hint worked! A nice brit is sending me some cadbury eggs!
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Now where's your flotation device? Other than that it looks awesome. Gotta get myself to a smaller DZ with smaller aircraft and less stress. But I've had great jumps and skydiving days from the big plane too. Just coming up to DZ on friday, hadn't planned to jump that day, thought I'd wait till the day after, then there was a free slot on the sunset load, checked that the pilot was cocked on the rental gear, it was still collapsed, so I cocked and re packed it, was nerveous as hell in the plane, but when I got out at 13 000', all my worries went away. The clouds were like pink cotton candy, and all I was thinking on my way down was how privileged I was to be there. That was just a me-shaped hole in the sky, but it's still one of my greatest jumps.
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Nope it has to do with not seeing a dentist for 4 years, and having a molar that sticks out and not working properly. Teeth will have a certain amount of self cleaning by being used, but when the tooth is not functional, that will not happen. Shit, the worst thing is not the physical pain. It's the damn humiliation of having a super human dentist who never has any problems with her teeth seeing that I'm such a loser who can't even take care of my own teeth. That's bad! Well, I can pack a main canopy, and tell dozens of songbirds apart only from their voices. I can handle horses, and ride a bicycle at 30 mph. I can't be such a loser, I bet the dentist can't do those things! And as I'm not getting a little plastic thing I'll buy myself something nice. Ohhh, look! a Bonehead guner, and special price for me!
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I don't have a dental plan. And dentistry isn't covered by the state. All other medical expenses are in Norway, but not teeth. Because they're not part of the body... maybe... I dunno... Lucky you! Well, codeine is really great against broken bones, so must be great against tooth pain as well.
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How low do you call low? Anything below 3500'
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I'd never do that for a man because: 1. As statet before: making bed is unhealthy and promotes the growth of mites in the bed. 2. Sammiches contain an unhealthy combination of saturated fat and fast carbs. So that's unhealthy too. But I do make grat eggs and bacon, and that's healthy if you eat it with beans I mean, I'm a nice, considerate woman. I wouldn't harm the one I love. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Well, time for the definite answers: Are they actually evil? Do they enjoy jabbing sharp objects into sensitive parts of people? Do they love taking people's money? Well, I'm seeing one next week, so it would be nice to know. I'm terrified, but try to keep calm. Like when I'm going to do some scary skydiving stuff, like going out really low. Only scary skydiving stuff is fun, this is only scary. And no one will hold my hand, I won't even get one of those little plastic things. The only consolation is that the anaestetic is probably a chemical substance related to cocaine, but that's it. Well that was the odontophobia rant for today. If anyone has any answers or feel the same way, answers would be appreciated! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Are the peanut butter eggs for sale in the UK? I suppose cadbury eggs are. they sound delicious too. Gotta get my hands on some... Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Andy! American men! You don't wanna touch them, you don't know where they've been! Well they immediatly knew that you were a very suspicious person with a very suspicious package. You didn't get to pop your reserve pilot in their face? Not to worry about getting gas, that's what cars run on over there! Free gas is always a bonus! Well, keep posting and tell us how this goes. I'm having a good time here getting flamed by norwegian swoopers at a norwegian skydiving forum.
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They don't sell these in Norway, but I've tasted other Reeses peanut butter chocolate. I already know that I crave them, and will probably have to go abroad to get some... Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Someone here in Norway got a refurbished Creative player, and the technician had forgotten to take the hardcore porn off it. It plays videos on it's little display. They got quite offended, and the case ended up in the media. But I mean, that small display, no point in playing big, epic movies on it. It's meant for more useful stuff! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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duh, just a scammer, well, this will be even more expensive. I'll have to go over and kick his ass. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Great, Sangiro! I'll have to call him now, or my curiousity will kill me, and we all know that would look nasty. I've already spent my quota calling the UK on calling a Certain DZ.commer when he was banned from this forum... You bad man, Sangiro! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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It's unhealthy to make the bed. Covering up the place you slept creates an ideal environment for mites and other organisms that live in your sheets. Leaving the covers off in a random way exposes the mites to air and kills them. There has been serious research on this! mites: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_dust_mite Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Skydiving: I learnt to trust my own sound judgement and not just listen to my instructors or more experienced jumpers. I don't have to downsize quite as fast as they say, and I can wait with the freeflying. I do it for fun, and don't have anything to prove, so I can decide for myself what I want to do. I learnt that my instructors are just ordinary mortals like me, and don't know everything. Gear: A lot about gear, how it works, new gear on the market, what kind is best for me, and so on. Maybe not so many definite answers as good first hand opinions. But that's valuable too. Much more informative than the manufacturer's descriptions of the products. People: Nothing I didn't know, but got confirmed that most people are actually nice and want to help other people. They can make bad and tasteless jokes, but really they just want to have fun.
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I don't have a cock, but still wanted to vote "mine". Am I a sick person? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Who can crash for the night/weekend at your place??
pinkfairy replied to GogglesnTeeth's topic in The Bonfire
Well, of course my jumping friends could stay at my place. I have contact with some of them while not jumping, and like them both at the DZ and out of it. I have the space for it since I kicked out my BF. Company is great. I mostly socialize with fish when I'm at home... I have a matress that they could sleep on, but one special one would get my bed anytime. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? -
you know, You have a point there. I heard that parts that used to be made of metal are now made of plastic. Hence the burnt plastic smell. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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And there! I got a new one! Nearly same model, only cheaper! Weird, sounds excactly like the old one when it was new! Only a bit quieter! Oh joy! Clean clothes! Thanks dad for lending me money for it! You really saved my arse!
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"Hello! I'm (insert your real name), I jump out of airplanes for fun!" No good for picking up whuffo men. They run! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Skydemon2? Are you a girl? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?