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  1. pinkfairy
    Reminds me of how wingsuits were described in Top Gear: "A ground breaking design based on the flying squirrel. At one point, though, he'll have to open his 'chute, otherwise he'll just fall to the ground like... well, like a man dressed like a flying squirrel." Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  2. pinkfairy
    I have a green card. A golf one. Or close enough. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  3. pinkfairy
    Well, think of all the good things about paying taxes, then. Calculating taxes for small businesses are hard work over here too. There are rules and laws and regulations, and then the politicians make more rules, and additional rules and so on, until it becomes really hard. It's like a computer operating system. With each upgrade comes new features until you have no clue about navigating it. So I can understand you, and I would like to send you a long distance hug. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  4. pinkfairy
    Nono, taxes don't suck. My taxes pays for healthcare for me, school for the children, help for poor countries, and only a small proportion of it goes to subsidising agriculture and fighting wars abroad. I quite like taxes
  5. pinkfairy
    I thought a green card was a document showing that you can handle yourself around a golf course. I think I have one of those: if I land on a golf course deliberately, I'll bring a green fork to smoothen out the tracks of my baseball slide or PLF of the green. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  6. pinkfairy
    You need to learn to bargain! Pretend that you're a nice, church going person who gives money to the poor and sits on the church benches every sunday by photoshopping your face into pictures of people doing those activities. Make it seem that you're likely to go to heaven when you die. You're supposed to get a lot of gold for a soul like that. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  7. pinkfairy
    Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  8. pinkfairy
    Care to inform me what the dark side is in this case? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  9. pinkfairy
    And probably a tan. Or a bad sunburn. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  10. pinkfairy
    And about 0 NKR. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  11. pinkfairy
    Learn to cook so you can make cheap and good food for yourself. That saves a lot of money. Find free activities: Take a trek, visit free museums, go to the library. (some of these things can be used for dating activities). And get used gear.
  12. pinkfairy
    You know, this is the kind of things we do, helping each other. Nearly free in terms of time and money for the one helping and invaluable for the one getting help. Great system! It is still very nice, and I can understand your feelings. a surprise like that can really brighten up your day. I'm shure i'd stop and help you too. I'm quite good at changing tubes.
  13. pinkfairy
    OMFG How low can you go? Should really be the title of this thread. And I'm sure there are many others like it. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  14. pinkfairy
    There is only one true computer game, and that is Civ IV. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  15. pinkfairy
    Yeah right... Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  16. pinkfairy
    Nothing really. Nearly didn't hurt at all. You left that option out in your poll. Was a little sore for some time afterwards, like someone forgot a surgical utensil in your navel, but no big deal really. It takes some time to heal, and you can expect some white/clear liquid coming from it from time to time during the healing period. Go to a reputable piercer who'll keep things clean. Titanium is a good choice for first jewellry in there.
  17. pinkfairy
    HEY!!! I resemble that remark! At least when you DO land in trees at the Farm there are people with chainsaw skills and rigging skills that will help you make the next load. Ask me about tree landings. I know how to do them and how to avoid them! Oh, and they actually startet the chainsaw before I was down from the tree. 25' down. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  18. pinkfairy
    I wouldn't call it gay, I would rather say it's straight. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  19. pinkfairy
    If you get 10 people together to do tandem jumps, you should get a discount, not being forced to tip, IMHO. And tip is always optional. Pay a tip if you want to. That goes for all kinds of tipping. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  20. pinkfairy
    http://www.news-journalonline.com/NewsJournalOnline/News/Local/newWEST02032707.htm There. Proper link in proper forum! These two weeks there's two training camps for norwegian skydivers in Deland Fl. One is for freeflyers and one is for FS jumpers. I'm only guessing this is a freeflyer. We are also informed on the norwegian forum that the name should not be revealed to "protect the parents". I was just inches from posting this link there. Well, I hope they don't read this forum, then. And of course, as there was neither video nor fine, it didn't really happen. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  21. pinkfairy
    Wow, that clarified things! Thanks!
  22. pinkfairy
    Wow! Lucky you, I really need a haircut right now!
  23. pinkfairy
    Well, I actually know why you were stopped: You told me you were gonna travel light with just your rig and a couple of other nescessities. People with little luggage always get stopped. They are usually smugglers or other types of criminals. "You're going to America for 3 months with a one way ticket and only one pair of boxers? Gimme a break! And what's in that packet of yours?" Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
  24. pinkfairy
    Is there anything wrong with quitting just because you're not interested anymore? I say to myself that I can quit whenever I want, and that even though I'm getting my own gear, I can just sell it if I don't want to jump. Really no point in doing something expensive, time consuming and unsafe if it's not fun. But I keep wanting to jump, and it's getting more and more fun as I'm learning new things. So that's my attitude, I'll just jump for fun, and if it's not fun anymore, I'll find something else to do.
  25. pinkfairy
    This is in norwegian. The comedian group is called KLM. (Kirkvåg/Lystad/Mjøn). Take the opportunity to learn some norwegian! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?