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You know, it's just hair, it grows out again. I happen to look very much like a mop on my head right now because of a hair dresser disaster, but I'm not depressed, it will grow out again. And why would men want long hair on women? It hangs down and tickles, and you get it in your mouth, and if she cooks for you, you risk finding it in the food. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Horses don't have a very good digestion. They don't have four stomachs like the cow, that would enable them to digest grass completely. This is because they rely on speed to avoid predators, so they can't have a big, bulky digestive system. That also means that many small birds find horseshit a delicacy. There's also an old expression in norwegian that goes "eat like a horse", not only did the horses require expensive oats, they also ate alot of hay compared to the cows. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

He who lives by stealing gear, shall die by stealing gear. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Why would you get flamed for asking a question like that? If you're in doubt, then you're really not in doubt. That's true for more than canopy choices in skydiving. Like in "I'm not sure I can land this slightly malfunctioning canopy". Get a size that you're comfortable with, jump, and have fun. You're skydiving for fun, right? And BTW, the freefall is pretty much the same with a 170 as with a 150. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Sending PMS to someone sounds cruel. Nobody deserves PMS. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

No, it's not. You're drunk and your drunken BS will be on the internet forever. I know what I'm talking about, I'm drunk too. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

No? Well, I don't think you'll get a good answer to that here. If it's that other thing. You know, size matters, a 400-way is definetely bigger than a 4-way, a gallon of coca-cola contains more sugar than a pint. That comes in the cathegory "facts that we don't need to repeat". Like "There is generally a planet in the direction you fall in" and "You often get shorter hair at the hair dresser's". That was actually a serious answer. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

No, I definetely like the smaller ones more, like a 150. Maybe not _MY_ 150, but another one, like a silhouette or a Pilot. 220 hardly moves forward at all. I like the feeling of flying my canopy rather than just feeling like ballast. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Wow! Impressive! Who wouldn't want a jumpsuit-rig color combination like that? Now you only need to make at least 3 team mates.

Antonov AN-28. A fast two engine turbine plane with a big taildoor, and room for 20 skydivers. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

This is an old one, and there was discussion in the media about wether the pelican was evil or not. It wasn't an accident, and the pelican certainly wasn't evil, it was just hungry, poor bird... Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Hey, thanks for PMing your portfolio - really great work you were doing. Hey, no worries! It was actually quite funny. You try to come off as clean and hygienic, and then _things_ happen. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Just red beans. Outta the tin. Just add a little salt and pepper, and you have a delicious, nutricious meal that produces large quantities of gas fast. It's cheap and fast to prepare too. Or bruxelles sprouts. A large plate of them, steamed or boiled to taste, add a bit of butter, salt and pepper, and you have great, healthy and cheap food that's fast to make and that produces a lot of gas. The sprouts make more gas the day after, while the beans make gas just hours after consumed. I love this kind of food, but found that I have to eat it with other food to avoid the gas. if you eat an entire meal of these foods you're almost guaranteed results. I found out about the effects of sprouts while working as a nude model at an art school. I won't forget. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

I get out and pull. I don't think "clear", because if I first exit and then pull, and don't pull in the door, I'll be away from the plane. I love hop & pops. The low speed makes my sabre open like a modern, expensive parachute. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Get ready made cold wax strips, they are much easier than the wax you warm in your microwave and use directly. It will get easier with practice. Don't do too much at one time. Repeatedly waxing the same area, will make you sore. Very sore. You can do it just as well as the people in the waxing salons. It's not rocket science. Edited to add: no I don't think it's that painful. but a good, fast yank is recommended

Idiot proof chute? Hey, I want one of those! My parachutes aren't even me-proof, and I'm smart. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Sexy, naked and clean. Quantity of hair is not relevant. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

I like men. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Oh Sorry! That was the original poster. Wrong quote, Sorry! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Well, I'm sorry to say that I don't find your original post funny at all. But we can't be perfect every time, not all jokes are successful. Better luck next time. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Blimey,,, your surname isn't Lutz is it? Nono. Lutz's jump was a real failure. He messed up spectacularly and almost got himself killed, and he didn't learn anything from it, neither about skydiving nor about life. Lutz didn't try again. Yes, I repeated a couple of AFF levels myself, but that doesn't mean that I'm a great skydiver or a bad skydiver or anything like that, it just means I failed a couple of AFF levels. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

I gotta tell you, walking ROCKS! After 8 weeks, I can really, really appreciate the fact that I can walk. I did not become a member of the titanium club, but had just a spiral fracture of my right fib that looked so good, they didn't put any screws in. I was supposed to put weight on it after 4 weeks (!) with the cast still on, but that didn't work at all. It was really painful, but I think that was mostly because my swelling got worse when I put my foot down, and that pressed against the cast. I managed to put weight on it properly with the cast off after 6 weeks after having talked to the docs, and that went well, only with a little pain and swelling. Now it's 8 weeks ago, and I can walk without crouches in my house, but still use them when I go out. I have enough flexibility to walk normal paces, and I'm just waiting for my leg muscle to grow back, then I'll be able to walk normally. I think it will be 2 weeks or something like that, so that'll make a total of 10 weeks. The muscle really grows back fast, you can actually see it getting bigger day by day. It sounds like your injury was a lot worse than mine. And I can't give you any advice, except contact the doctors if you are in really a lot of pain. And that swelling can cause pain and make everything seem worse than it really is. How long it takes really depends on what kind of injury you have, how old you are and your health before the injury. I wish you luck on your recovery, and hope you'll be able to walk soon!

Before the microchips became common for of tagging cats, some people got a number tattooed in the ear of the cat. This was not so effective, as the number could get hard to read, but it did have the advantage that when it was readable, anyone could read it, not only vets with special equipment, as is the case with microchips. Yeah, and "I kill little birdies for fun" in the ear would look cool too, but some people would call that cruelty to animals, so I doubt anyone would do it. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Good thing about that chip, so they could identify the owner. My sister found a cat who had fallen "only" 5 or 6 stories, and could have been saved for the about the same price as the cat with the 18 stories fall, but she couldn't afford to pay for it, and they couldn't find the owner as there was no microchip or tattoo. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

We have a saying here in Norway that goes "it's like the potato, you can use it for everything". Does that apply to you too?