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  1. iluvtofly
    THAT is what smutsketeers are made of! PS. The contest does involve puddin' wrestling between contestants, right?? Yes it does...and then the winner must wrestle the current smutsketeers to make sure they are in fact worthy of the title.
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    Out Cold
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    Enjoy watching him climb the trees to get the fruit.
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    So either I'm the wrong kind of woman or the right kind. Should I be or . Well, you're not the tease that gave me mango burns are you?!! Smileys inserted in previous post. Jeezz, so SENSITIVE! See Teigen? They're ALL wrong part of the time. Show him the true meaning of sensitivity.
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    So either I'm the wrong kind of woman or the right kind. Should I be or .
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    I dunno. I"m pretty good at killing theads myself.
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    That was a good one. And you're correct. Hey now...Maui is an island, nothing in the thread title about it being deserted! And I think the hooker to mango ratio in Hawaii is about 1:1~ ...Then we'd get wrecked on rum and go out hunting for BOTH. Sit back, drinking Rum watching the hunt while laughing hysterically.
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    C'mon folks. I know there are more potential Smutketeers out there. Don't make it too easy for jumpinjunkie (who still owes submissions ). We want some dirty PM's.
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    I just want to play this game.... Could careless who is playing........ Now let's get back to what are the questions? Truth or Dare? i always take the dares.... I dare you to start your own naughty thread that you would normally PM to me to start. I can do that... I have tons of thoughts.... So it's been almost 24 hours...where's the naughty thread?
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    Didn't click on any links but I'm guessing it's the Lutz video.
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    Well I probably would've been up before you had I gone to bed more than 4 hours ago. Good Hump Day Morning to you as well.
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    This is scary. I was just about to start a thread titled, "Time for Hump Day Coffee"
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    you get them too - besides you get to see me live more often than they do I have yet to see either of you live. And I can't wait until I do.
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    You have a way with words..... I do like to get PMs of all sorts but those are my favorite.....[Angelic] I don't send naughty pms.....but i do send deedy and cindy some pretty nice phone texts --- at least on occasion Those are also highly entertaining. I know whenever I get a text from you I should wait until I get home from work to open it. People may look at me weird if I just suddenly turn bright red and/or break out into laughter.
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    Thank you!!! I feel so honored to be the first one nominated! I was going to submit my own application anyway, but looks like I don't really need to now!!! In case I do need to submit an application, does this thread count as a submission?? It wouldn't hurt your chances to make further submissions. And this thread kind of counts although it is not necessarily naughty in anyway.
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    For the new Smutsketeer. Submissions can be made to myself, Deedy or Robby. Submissions can be in the form of naughty PMs or thread ideas. Or, people can nominate someone for the position. Once all submissions have been made we will narrow down the field and start a poll and let everyone else decide.
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    Billy...you're a genius.
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    I only have 1 right now but have had my next one picked out for a couple years now. Both mean something to me. Not a sign of low self esteem here.
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    So the way I'm reading things...we are the Smutsketeers and you are our leader (aka Pimp). Does that mean we have to share a percentage of all naughty PM's that we get with you or you'll bitch slap us hos?
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    You have a way with words..... I do like to get PMs of all sorts but those are my favorite.....[Angelic] +1...Naughty PM's are the best PM's.
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    Make sure to keep adding to the list while I'm at work. Or text me the ideas...that'll keep me entertained for the evening.
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    The List (so far): Edible lotions (as much as we can get our hands on) Guitar Kilt Hotel Room Massage Table strobe lights items to tie up one another (hand cuffs, ropes, etc) masks a surprise (item to be named later...) Safe Word Stripper Pole Paddle Whip
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    The List (so far): Edible lotions (as much as we can get our hands on) Guitar Kilt Hotel Room Massage Table strobe lights items to tie up one another (hand cuffs, ropes, etc) masks a surprise (item to be named later...) Safe Word What are we forgetting?
  25. iluvtofly
    Say it aiin't so! SAY IT AIN'T SO! Well maybe we should conduct our own studies and see for ourselves.