iluvtofly
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Me me me me me me me me me.
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According to a discussion I had a couple weeks ago with a few people, in an orgy it's best to have an odd number of people. Otherwise everyone will just break off into pairs and it won't be an orgy anymore. And it's better to have one more girl than guys.
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Mooooooooooooove out of the way. It's a round and I can't steer it.
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Just Donned in on someone.
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The Princess Bride Any movie by Kevin Smith (except Jersey Girl) Waiting Shaun of the Dead Hot Fuzz
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How come these so called talented authors never send me pms? +1. My inbox is always accepting naughty PM submissions.
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Where are the boys in board shorts?
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I'm so proud of you. I knew you could do it. And to answer your question, No, you can never have too much smut laying around. Be it cheesy romance novels or naughty PM's. (I do enjoy those naughty PM's.)
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Maybe I should apply there. Could be fun having a mole on the inside.
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Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
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If people think I know anything about medicine they'll never suspect that I actually have a naughty mind that's itching to escape.
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Maybe if I dress the part I'll actually be able to trick people into thinking I'm an angel.
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How drunk can you be and still board a flight?
iluvtofly replied to Superman32's topic in The Bonfire
Who here is rude and naughty??? I know people who are rude, and I know people who are naughty. But I can't think of anyone who is both. -
Good Morning. I know, I'm a lazy ass who slept late. I was quite happy to see though that you didn't just put Wednesday Morning Coffee.
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Yes...Estelle Getty did pass away sometime in 2008. Half the Golden Girls are gone.
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I'll bring the flavored lotion.
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He is one funny guy. Glad I finally got to meet you Peanut. Can't wait to see you again.
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Ok...this thread could be alot more fun. But I have a feeling people are getting shy. So once again, I will take submissions via PM and post them anonymously. I think I have proven that I am true to my word and will not tell anyone who made that submission. Let the fuckery begin.
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So far on the list we have.... Virgin-Burner Dsquared Iluvtofly (Me) I nominate: mamajumps (not as innocent as she looks ) RastaRicanAir (he is afterall part of the smutskateers) This is getting to be a fun group.
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Don't ask me. Someone told me I had to start this thread cause it would be great. Your guess is as good as mine.
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He is absolutely adorable. I love the name too.
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I was looking through the job postings on Craigslist this morning. Saw the heading "Office Assistant/Phone Sales at Busy Skydiving Center (Cedartown)" Something told me that it was slyride. So I clicked on it. Yup...Is there anything we can do to warn people that they are scum and shouldn't work for them? http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ofc/1136230884.html
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Had this little idea sitting in my PM box when I woke up this morning. And people think I'm the horny one. Who would you invite, you cannot name yourself. And why do you think they would make a good addition to the orgy.
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If you buy that shirt for him I'll pitch in. That's just too perfect for him not to have it.
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Hooray!!!!!