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Anytime! I will GLADLY accept any and all anonymous submissions.

Wrong thread.

WOOHOOO!!!!!! We have a fresh submission ladies!!!!

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http://www.chutingstar.com/ You'll get the greatest service ever here! Sorry about your bad experience though. I've seen way too many stories like this on here.

Were you expecting a miracle!? Why the hell did you think you would suddenly hear something, or anything for that matter?

31 DAYS!!!! Time to break out the suitcase!!!!

I've seen people shuck it in the store many times. I personally don't. But, whenever I've seen it done, there was a giant garbage can right there for people to put the waste into. The only reasoning I can figure is so that they don't have to clean up the mess at home. Which, kinda makes sense. Now, leaving the waste on top of all the other corn is flat out rude.

51 days: 22 hours: 19 minutes until my flight leaves Atlanta. I think I need to go ahead and start packing to make sure I don't forget anything.

That sounds painful.

Well...I got the new job! Still waiting to hear about a raise (I botched that conversation so who knows what's going to happen). The big thing now is getting moved over. My boss had already been procrastinating on filling another position, so now she's scrambling to try to fill mine too. I think everyone in my current department is kinda pissed at me for leaving cause it's going to increase their work load significantly trying to cover it until they get someone new. But, oh well. I had to do what's best for me for a change. I'm excited.

Thanks for putting me in tears at work. All my co-workers now think I'm nuts. (Although they probably already thought that. The odd looks are just getting more numerous.)

Lemme guess...you're going to become a postwhore during recovery aren't you?

"Thanks for keeping me company in prison."

"Thanks for not letting me end up in the ER last night." "Thanks for making sure I slept in my own tent last night."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Sorry I chased you in your corset with a hook knife last night."

NO TURNING MY FUN THREAD INTO A DOWNER!

"Sorry you were dumb enough to schedule a 6 a.m. balloon jump."

Nice ones! "Sorry I stole you cooler full of beer and liquor, took it to the bonfire and told everyone to help themselves."

Damn...you should have said something at Good Vibes this weekend. There are some people from the Farm going but I think they left this morning. Unfortunately I'm not going or I would offer you a ride.

Short answer....alcohol....lots and lots of alcohol.

So after my own personal experience this weekend, that ended with a text from someone saying, "I don't think they even make Hallmark cards for my kind of asshole-ness", and a convo with missbrz, we've decided that we could make a fortune selling boogie appropriate Hallmark cards. Here is the short list of situations we have compiled from personal experience or witnessing at boogies.... "Sorry I pissed in your (insert location here)" "Sorry I humped your tent to death" (Sadly we have seen the same person do this to multiple tents, the kicker is, he was on the outside of the tent just trying to freak out the people on the inside.) "Sorry I randomly passed out next to you in your tent." What other ones can you come up with?

I agree. However, do they have a skydiver on there to explain what disciplinary actions were taken or to explain just how rare of an occurance this was? No. There's only one side of the story being told to the media. And we all know that is the only side of the story that will ever be told to the media/public about this incident. That is the sole reason why I don't like that it was made so public by the countless reposts on facebook. And unless they tell both sides of the story at the same time, our side will never be heard. Yes, they could run our side later, but let's admit it, what is going to get more attention, "Old Lady Almost Falls Out of Skydiving Harness and Dies from 14K Feet!" or "What Skydivers Have Done To Prevent Old Ladies From Falling Our Of Their Harnesses".

I don't know who initially posted it. But I'm sure the 1000 reposts on facebook by skydivers didn't help it stay hidden from the public eye any.