iluvtofly

That is one smart woman.

When was the last time something educational was posted in the bonfire?

Beggars can't be choosers.

Nice try.

waltappel is the nicest guy on the entire planet

One thing I've picked up since working here is being able to say "Fuck what you think, I'm doing my job and that's all that matters."

There you go...fixed it for ya.

Sorry, I'm really bad about not hitting the enter button when I start to type alot and really fast out of anger like that.

I didn't even notice it was your boobies till you mentioned it.

Though I do like the cow I think this new one has a pretty cool effect.

DING DING DING DING DING....WE HAVE A WINNER

....they work with a bunch of 5 year olds? So I've only been working here for 7 months. I only just this week was officially made full-time and started to get benefits. Apparently half the people I work with are pissed about it. They feel I get preferential treatment in some ways. Well, maybe I do but it's only because I've earned it. I voluntarily worked Thanksgiving, a double on Christmas, and New Years. Most people I work with either insited they needed the holidays off or bitched the whole time they worked or called off at the last minute. Also, I've come in almost every single time they've called and asked if I could come in when I wasn't scheduled to. Most of the time it's like pulling teeth to get someone to come in. There is one guy here who asks to go home early pretty much everyday and hasn't worked a 40 hour week since I started here and he's pissed that I was made full-time when he lost his benefits cause he refused to work a full 40 hours. (He's in his late 50's...you would think he knows how this works by now.) The only reason I found out that most people are pissed at me for all of this is because my one supervisor came in tonight and we were just chatting about how things were going at work. She started to mention how it pissed off alot of people when they gave me full-time status and felt comfortable with giving me daylight shifts (there's one woman who's worked here for 7 years and they don't feel comfortable giving her daylight shifts). I guess I'm just pissed cause this is the first job I've had that I've truly enjoyed and did well at. I just wish people could congratulate me for doing such a great job (in the eyes of my bosses anyway). I mean if people want to get "favored" as I supposedly do maybe they should step-up to the plate every now and then when asked to. Sorry, rant over.

Happy Birthday Sunny!!!!

Why do I have a feeling that wherever that billboard is that people are going to protest it. Which is a shame cause it's a clever advertisment.

He's a cutie. Have lots of fun with him.

I'm a cheap date. Labatt Blue Light, Bud Lite, Miller Lite. (And let the flamming begin)

That is an image that I DO NOT need in my head. Thanks alot.

Well ain't you special.

Maybe we should start a club of girls who have good boobs for tittie sex.

Take it from someone who will be paying off credit card debt for years to come...HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid."

Whatch it there bub.

I wanted to make it out I really did. But yesterday I was babysitting my neice and nephew. My sister-in-law is a bit nuts and won't let ANYONE drive them ANYWHERE so I was stuck at the house with them. And today is my dad's birthday so naturally I'm spending the day with him. But today I'll admit that it's chilly out.

The only thing I can figure is that since it's a dog they want it on ihasahotdog.com not icanhascheezburger.com

It's not even cold. It's actually pretty nice right now.